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Classified US document storage update.
2010-12-06
Breaking news from the AP:
In a long overdue move, based in no small part on the current episode of Wikileaks, the U.S. Government has finally settled on a secure location for ALL Top Secret US Government documents. A place so secure that even people with the highest of clearances cannot gain access.

All classified documents will now be stored at the same location of Barack Hussein Obama/Barry Sortero's Birth Certificate, College Transcripts, SSN application and off-shore campaign contributors list.

That should finally solve the problem of any more classified documents ever seeing the light of day!
Posted by:Besoeker

#6  Jim's been drinking too much moonshine.
Or not enough.
Sorry guys I've seen too much Government stupidity to think it was any kind of a joke, Seems stupid enough to be reality.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-12-06 20:45  

#5  the best comment I have read about this is just put the classified documents with the Hawai birth certificate people.
Posted by: bman   2010-12-06 16:12  

#4  Or not enough.
Posted by: Whiskey Mike   2010-12-06 15:47  

#3  Jim's been drinking too much moonshine.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2010-12-06 13:40  

#2  But it *IS* a Joke.....
Posted by: CrazyFool   2010-12-06 12:21  

#1   A place so secure that even people with the highest of clearances cannot gain access.

Problem here
Anything that cannot be accessed might as well not exist, so why write it in the first place.
This is NOT a solution.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2010-12-06 12:05  

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