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| Charbroiling a 16oz Steak over a Pilot Light |
| 2010-12-26 |
| Hugh Hefner, the founder of Playboy Enterprises, announced a Christmas engagement with his current girlfriend and former Playmate. "When I gave Crystal (Harris) the ring, she burst into tears," he posted on Twitter. "Yes, the ring I gave Crystal is an engagement ring." Harris, 24, was Playboy Playmate of the Month back in December 2009. Hefner, 84, is known for his love life and has been married twice before, both times ending in divorce. Old man to young woman: "I'm going to make love to you like you've never had love made to you before" A few minutes later the young woman pulls a feather from the pillow and brushes the old man across the forehead. Old Man: "What in the world did you do that for" Young woman: "Comparatively speaking I'm beating your brains out" |
| Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC |
| #12 Or she sees his buns of steel headed to the loo in full light. Whichever comes first. THEN it is all downhill. |
| Posted by: Fire and Ice 2010-12-26 19:34 |
| #11 Remain stalwart Deacon. I'm confident you'll find a way to lick the problem. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2010-12-26 19:34 |
| #10 “When I gave Crystal (Harris) the ring, she burst into tears” She's probably high on feeling "better" due to knowing she "beat" all those other playmates that tried for Hef and failed. That feeling will get them through the first |
| Posted by: Fire and Ice 2010-12-26 19:31 |
| #9 Yer not 90 yet, Deacon - guess you don't figure things getting any better from here. |
| Posted by: Glenmore 2010-12-26 19:30 |
| #8 "Sex at 90 is like trying to shove a wet noodle up a wildcat's ass". Me. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-12-26 19:01 |
| #7 "Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope." -- George Burns |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2010-12-26 18:47 |
| #6 I'd be surprised if she doesn't charge him with assault with a dead weapon. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2010-12-26 17:46 |
| #5 Cheaper than a private nurse that keeps her mouth shut. |
| Posted by: Water Modem 2010-12-26 14:14 |
| #4 Think of the viagra endorsement ad opportunities. |
| Posted by: Penguin 2010-12-26 14:09 |
| #3 Will... |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-12-26 13:51 |
| #2 Pre-nuptial agreement |
| Posted by: john frum 2010-12-26 13:48 |
| #1 Maybe Crystal will finally be the lucky bimbo he croaks on top of? |
| Posted by: tu3031 2010-12-26 13:40 |