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Message from Allah in a tomato slice
2011-01-01
Salman Gul discovered what he took to be Arabic words as he munched on a roll bought from Subway in Normanton Road, Derby. When a piece of tomato fell out he saw what appeared to be "Muhammad is God's Messenger" written in Arabic formed by the tomato's veins.

His imam at the Iqra Centre, Normanton, examined the tomato slice and confirmed his reading, saying "it cannot be a coincidence".

Mr Gul said finding the phenomenal fruit "clarified and confirmed" the strength of his credulity faith.

"For me it's something really special. I was eating at the Halal Subway sandwich shop on Normanton Road and this tomato slice fell out from my sandwich.

"I noticed Arabic writing that appeared to be from within the tomato, constructed from its veins or venation – the botanical term for plant veins.

"I asked the guys who worked at the Subway if they could read the same thing, and they agreed. I needed a third opinion so I went to my local mosque on Portland Street, and the imam who teaches Arabic classes read the tomato and confirmed it."

Mr Gul said he had been a shmendrik Muslim all his life but had never seen anything like the tomato.

The imam, Rafi Din Shah said the message had come as a surprise.

He said: "It's no coincidence – it's a sign from God. Muhammad said 'I will leave this world but there will be signs that come to show I am the true messenger of God, that will confirm my prophet-hood. This is one of those signs."

Mr Shah said he had been teaching Arabic for two years, having received a masters in the subject.

He said: "I have never seen anything like this before, although you do read about and see these things on the internet.
Tell us about it.
I think you'll find this will be a major boost for the whole Muslim community in Derby. To hear and see that something like this has happened in Derby will really cheer people up."
I know it made me smile.
Posted by:ryuge

#8  What about the Jesus-Mohammad-Buddha toast???
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-01-01 22:28  

#7  Works for us :)

Add NaC3N to taste.
Posted by: Haliburton Genetic Mods Div   2011-01-01 17:40  

#6  Picture of Jesus in a tortilla seen down here on the border. If they want to believe let them believe: no harm - no foul.
Posted by: borgboy   2011-01-01 17:20  

#5  Tomatos were unknown in the Middle East in Mohammed's time. Is this a precursor to the Attack of the Killer Tomatos?
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-01-01 16:01  

#4  The first series of tests on Mossad mind rays?
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2011-01-01 14:57  

#3  Not quite the same sense of drama, but I suppose if God can appear to Moses in a burning bush, Allah can appear to some random dude in a fast food sandwich. Still, I can't help feeling that Allah is just messing with these guys.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-01-01 14:56  

#2  D-R-I-N-K-M-O-R-E-O-V-A-L-T-I-N-E
Nah, that can't be right. Friggin Infidels!!!
Posted by: tu3031   2011-01-01 14:20  

#1  "yeah, and then I saw Saint Rachel Corrie in my pancakes"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-01-01 14:18  

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