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China-Japan-Koreas
DPRK calls to relax tensions on Korean Peninsula
2011-01-25
(Xinhua) -- The Rodong Sinmun newspaper of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (DPRK) on Monday said detente on the Korean Peninsula is essential for peace in Northeast Asia.
Then stand down your army, Young Leader Kim Jong Un.
According to an article published by the DPRK's official newspaper, the Korean Peninsula has turned into "a region fraught with highest tension and biggest danger of war worldwide," which badly affected peace in Northeast Asia.
Whose fault is that?
The article said the key to peace on the peninsula is to "see into the essence of the U.S. policy for aggression on Korea and take a principled stand toward it."
No, no! That is an error thought. You must purge yourself of such errors before you can... eat. So best get to work on it.
The United States' asserting that it is to cope with the "military threat" from the DPRK is just a pretext to "perpetuate its military occupation" of South Korea and reinforce its armed forces' aggression around the peninsula, said the article.
Another thought error. You're just riddled with them, like worms. We must purge you before we feed you.
"The U.S. strategy is to put whole Korea under its control by military strength and, with it as a springboard, dominate Northeast Asia and, furthermore, Eurasia," the article said.
No, that's China's strategy. It's easy to confuse expansionist Han totalitarians with round-eyes who don't want you to spread nuclear war around the world.
The article meanwhile stressed that further U.S. advocate of the DPRK's "military threat" will lead to greater war possibility on the peninsula, and more strained situation in Northeast Asia and the Asia-Pacific region.
No "army first", no "juche", nothing about the heroic Kim family... I'd give it a 3.
The article reaffirmed that it was the consistent stand of the DPRK to preserve peace and security in Northeast Asia and contribute to achieving global peace, security and development.
Posted by:Fred

#2  China: "Now sign it."
DPRK: "Ok, ok! Get that pistol out of my ear, would you?"
Posted by: mojo   2011-01-25 16:00  

#1  It seems as thought the younger generation of socialist lions at the DPRK propaganda ministry of true have lost some grammar skills. I suspect being always faint with hunger does that for you.
Or might it be the Chinese translators in the PLA who don't really give a crap about proficient English skills anymore since they see the need for English fading, to be replaced by the always troubling Contonese-Mandarin debate since their are the looming world power in their minds?
Posted by: NoMoreBS   2011-01-25 12:59  

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