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| The Grand Turk | |
| Turks don't need condoms, Universiade organizers say | |
| 2011-02-02 | |
"Tut tut! What would we need rubbers for?" The daily said that condoms, which were left in the athletes' rooms in the Games Village at the 2011 Winter University Games in the eastern province of Erzurum, were taken from Turks' rooms. Kemal Tamer, the head of the University Sports Federation, said the authorities were aware of the collection. "That does not belong to our culture," said Tamer. "That means, in a way, to encourage illicit intercourse. That is why we collected the condoms from our kids' rooms." Meanwhile in the Games, Russia continues to dominate the competitions, leading the medals table as of Monday night. Russia has won seven gold medals in addition to four silver and three bronze medals at the Games, followed by South Korea (five gold, three silver, three bronze) and China (two gold, two silver, two bronze) respectively. The Czech Republic, Slovenia and Slovakia are three other nations with two gold medals, while Germany, Japan, Italy, France, Kazakhstan, Switzerland and the United States all have one gold medal each. Turkey's poor results also continued at the tournament, with the men and women's ice hockey teams being on the wrong end of humiliating routs. Sounds like they're not getting enough sex... Women's team suffered an agonizing 32-0 against Finland, while men's side was beaten 26-0 by Russia on Monday. Had they spent the previous night humping they'd have tromped 'em... The men's team suffered 16-0 and 18-0 routs at the hands of the Czech Republic and Japan in previous games. The Canadian women's swim team asked if they wanted to skinny dipping, but the Turkish men's team said they hadda stay in and read their Korans. The women's national team lost 10-0 to Great Britain and 15-0 to the United States and 20-0 to Slovakia previously. They got skunked, in other words. Oh, if they'd only put all those rubbers to use! Turkish women's curling team lost 12-4 to Japan on Tuesday, a day after losing 8-7 to Germany. Since they weren't skunked they'll probably have mandatory virginity checks when the games are over. | |
| Posted by:ryuge |
| #1 I'm a'guessin that this Artic is indirectly related to ... * FREEREPUBLIC this AM > SEX TRAFFICKING: THERES MORE TO THE THE SUPERBOWL THAN SPORTS. ARTIC describes the covert illegal sex trafficking of mostly Underage Female Minors [all ages]during the national Super Bowl event, some of whom were allegedly kidnapped from their families + forced into deviant sexual slavery??? |
| Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-02-02 19:21 |