You have commented 339 times on Rantburg.

Your Name
Your e-mail (optional)
Website (optional)
My Original Nic        Pic-a-Nic        Sorry. Comments have been closed on this article.
Bold Italic Underline Strike Bullet Blockquote Small Big Link Squish Foto Photo
Submit your comments on this article
-Lurid Crime Tales-
Body parts 'merchant' seized at mortuary
2011-02-10
[The Nation (Nairobi)] A man suspected of trading in male sexual organs was on Tuesday arrested at the Kakamega provincial hospital mortuary.
"I'd like to buy some pee-pees, please..."
Ick. Do you know where those things have been?
The 58-year-old man is said to have walked to the mortuary and approached a cleaner who he told he was looking for human organs for use in witchcraft. He allegedly tried to sweet-talk the cleaner that it would be easy to obtain the organs from the place without arousing suspicion.

Cleaner Niven Muchesia said he was shocked by what the man, who was carrying a black bag, had told him but decided to invite him to an office to get further details.

"I immediately informed the officer in charge of the facility who called the security officers," said Mr Muchesia.

When security officers arrived, the man, who was trying to negotiate a price for the organs, panicked and asked to be forgiven.

The incident disrupted normal operations with people milling around the mortuary to see the man.

The suspect was escorted to the Kakamega police station for questioning.
No, not going to touch that one with a ten foot pole. And you, dear Reader, can just stop thinking whatever just popped into your mind.
The divisional police chief, Mr Joseph Omijah, said the man, from Lubao market in Kakamega Central district, could have been acting on behalf somebody else. He said the police were searching for other suspects based on information provided by the man.
Posted by:Fred

#3  What did he name his shop, Wally World

Nah, Willy World has a better ring to it...
Posted by: USN,Ret   2011-02-10 22:49  

#2  Go to your room, Deacon!
Posted by: lotp   2011-02-10 13:28  

#1  What did he name his shop, Wally World?
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-02-10 12:55  

00:00