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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Man who killed cousin says he was joking
2011-03-10
[Emirates 24/7] A man pulled out his gun, aimed at his cousin's head and fired. The gun did not fire so he chased him and fired again and again until a shot hit him in the head, abruptly ejecting him from the gene pool as the killer stood staring in disbelief.
Hilarious, ain't it?
The incident was not part of an action movie but that what a Saudi man told the police when they busted him for plugging his 27-year-old cousin.
"He's dead, Jim!"
"Book him, Danno!"
"I was only joking... we were playing and acting like in movies....I did not know there was a bullet in the gun," the unnamed man said, according to a report by the Arabic language daily Kabar from the western port of Jeddah.
"Honest! I din't know it wuz loaded!"
Posted by:Fred

#7  Let us pray there's a third gene

That would be rock throwing.
Posted by: gorb   2011-03-10 23:51  

#6  is that last sentence grammatically correct ?!

Yes, it is grammatically correct, Oscar. The two "on"-s perform different functions. Let us pray there's a third gene.
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-03-10 23:00  

#5  I thought there were only two genes in the Middle East , TW . One for stupidity and the other being rabid frenzy mode

Both have on/off switches stuck on on ..

Hmm is that last sentence grammatically correct ?!
Posted by: Oscar   2011-03-10 14:59  

#4  Sing it with me, people:

I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'm so sorry my friend
I didn't know the gun was loaded
And I'll never, never do it again

Posted by: Mike   2011-03-10 14:04  

#3  What's the beef? We used to do this all the time when I was a kid - running around the house and shooting at each other - great fun.

Of course we weren't stupid enough to use real guns. We used pointy sticks.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-03-10 07:30  

#2  How many detrimental recessive mutations would be found in those two merry lads were a gene scan to be done?
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-03-10 01:18  

#1  Gotta love that terrorist sense of humor.
Posted by: gorb   2011-03-10 00:21  

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