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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
IDF Sez "No" To Gaza Kidnap Krew With Airstrike
2011-04-02
Ay-Pee
The IDF says it hit a group of Paleos in Gazaland its says was planning to abduct Joooos.

An Israeli military spokeswoman said late Friday that an "aircraft had fired at a terror squad of the terror group Hamas that was planning to carry out kidnappings."
It was in the dark hours of the morning when the plotters met secretly in the proletarian surroundings of a banana grove. Suddenly their Spider Senses tingled. "Hark!" quoth Mahmud the Weasel's idiot cousin, "I hear..."
At that moment the IDF missile arrived, and no more was said ever again.
She said the group was plotting the attacks for the Jewish festival of Passover later this month, in Israel as well as in the poplar Egyptian resort of Sinai.
I think they meant popular. I don't think poplars are indigenous.
Gaza Health Ministry spokeshole Adham Abu Salmia said three men cowards in kaffiyehs were killed. No militant group has claimed the men as members but Gaza officials say they belonged to the Islamic Jihad group.
"Nope. Wudn't us...unless if they were successful"
Posted by:Frank G

#1  ... and no more was said ever again.

Rumor has it Dr. Quincy was extremely disappointed with the condition of the bodies and is wondering what to do with all those leaking plastic sacks of miscellaneous parts.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-04-02 10:58  

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