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Israel-Palestine-Jordan
Gaza: Militant injured while preparing explosives
2011-04-12
[Ma'an] A Paleostinian turban was maimed Monday morning when an improvised explosive detonated in the Al-Bureij camp in the central Gazoo Strip.
"Dammit! I told you the red wire was positive!... Or is it the green wire? I forget..."
The explosive was said by medics to have detonated as it was being prepared.
Oh, don'tcha just hate it when that happens?
Medics in Gazoo said a 21-year-old man arrived at the Al-Aqsa Martyrs Hospital in Deir Al-Balah with his hand blown off by a blast. He was then transferred to the Ash-Shifa Hospital in Gazoo City for surgery.
"My hands! I've lost my hands!"
"Don't worry, Mahmoud! One's over there, and that's part of one over there, and another part over there, and here's a thumb..."
Posted by:Fred

#5  couple of hooks, a glass eye, and he'll be a hit as an Imam
Posted by: Frank G   2011-04-12 14:52  

#4  "He'll probably go into teaching bomb-making."

Ummmm, would you want to take bomb-making lessons from a teacher who had his hand blown off by a bomb, Deacon?

Of course, the Gazooks aren't as smart at you are, so that'll probably be his next career move.
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2011-04-12 13:29  

#3  He'll probably go into teaching bomb-making.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-04-12 12:16  

#2  Now he can open a branch of Jihadi No-Thumbs Fireworks Emporium.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-04-12 12:09  

#1  So what's Allen trying to teach him? That he's not islamic enough?
Posted by: Bobby   2011-04-12 06:40  

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