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Bin Laden's wife not killed in raid, White House says
2011-05-03
A woman killed during the raid of Osama bin Laden's compound in Pakistan was not his wife and was not used as a human shield by the al Qaeda leader before his death, a U.S. official said on Monday, correcting an earlier description.
Could someone please go tell UBL that his wife isn't mad at him and that he can stop faking his death now? But wait until they're done interrogating him or he won't have any motivation to cooperate.
Posted by:gorb

#27  "for the first time, fire melted steel, and bullet pulverized a sick and diseased brain"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-05-03 22:37  

#26  No photo will change that. There are people who don't believe that passenger planes hit the WTC.

Hopeless.
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-03 22:19  

#25  I really hope the photo's are released soon, I have a friend who refuses to believe he's dead. I'm tired of arguing with him. His main argument: I'm not taking Obama's word for it!
Posted by: Charles   2011-05-03 19:42  

#24  My son had one dry comment on the burial at sea:

"Osama ging baden"

(literally "Osama went swimming", but also has the meaning of failing totally)
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-03 19:02  

#23  "'It's a small world after all' - from the Disney ride"

Good grief, Rambler - that's torture!

Have you no pity?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2011-05-03 18:16  

#22  "It's a small world after all" - from the Disney ride
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2011-05-03 17:54  

#21  For those of you who never heard Guitarzan
Posted by: Frozen Al   2011-05-03 17:52  

#20  Team Six didn't harm any pacified party, between them and OBL. The dozen survivors are in custody of Pakistan's FIA. The ISI wants to portray a hands-off approach. But, I suspect that the survivors are very familiar with the ISI.
Posted by: Thor Spomorong3332   2011-05-03 17:28  

#19  Plant Man by Gary Young.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-05-03 16:43  

#18  This: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=251Lp4fOmcM
Posted by: chinditz   2011-05-03 16:32  

#17  "A-hab the A-rab" -- I think it's on the same album as "Guitar-zan".
Posted by: Pollyandrew   2011-05-03 15:27  

#16  Which wife?
Posted by: Barbara Skolaut   2011-05-03 13:10  

#15  Guitar-zan was so bad, it was good.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-05-03 12:31  

#14  You guys are forgetting "Guitar-zan and his jungle band"

An instant classic of bad taste (kind of like Osama).
Posted by: Frozen Al   2011-05-03 11:09  

#13  I see...it was Osama's courier's wife in Osama's bedroom in the middle of the night and they just natually assumed....meanwhile Osama's wife was down in the kitchen hanging out with the guys, except for Osama's son, who was in the backroom "consulting" with the other courier.

Hey, when you can't stick your head out the door for six years and there's no internet and all you got is Pak reruns on the rabbit ears, you gotta get creative or go nuts.
Posted by: KBK   2011-05-03 10:15  

#12  Anything by Owl City.
Posted by: gorb   2011-05-03 09:53  

#11  
I like this comment from Rick:

If Obama were a rooster, he'd be taking credit for the sunrise.
Posted by: Willy   2011-05-03 09:46  

#10  Ha! Amateurs.

Go with "Puberty Love". The song so horribly bad it formed a crap cult movie around it like a grit of sand forms a pearl in an oyster.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-05-03 09:30  

#9  The song list for Bin Laden's funeral thus far includes...
Elton John - Sandles in the Bin
Cliff Richard - We're all going on Osama holiday
Miley Cyrus - Party in the U.S.A
Kelly Clarkson - Since You've 'Bin' gone
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2011-05-03 09:30  

#8  Oo, can I be the interrogation DJ? I'd warm up with a few hours of each of the following:

Freebird
Ministry - Flashback
Macarena
This Song Remains the Same
The Barney Song
Metallica - Last Caress/Green Hell
A Chipmunk Christmas
Ramones - Teenage Lobotomy
The Empire Carpet jingle
Public Enemy - Can't Truss It
Posted by: RandomJD   2011-05-03 09:10  

#7  Bin Laden's wife not killed in raid, White House says

..the goat was not as fortunate.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-05-03 09:03  

#6  MacArthur Park.
Posted by: Pappy   2011-05-03 08:59  

#5  "I've got a brand new pair of roller skates (you've got a brand new key)"


/Melanie (a medley of her hit)
Posted by: Frank G   2011-05-03 08:17  

#4  Lola
Posted by: Water Modem   2011-05-03 08:10  

#3  Free RIde
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-05-03 07:50  

#2  Binny's playlist for his interrogation:

Afternoon Delight
Muskrat Love


Feel free to add some more.
Posted by: Steve White   2011-05-03 07:41  

#1  Oooooh, now there's a theory I could get behind! Not dead, in captivity and singing like a bird!

Not only that, (for the benefit of the libtards), he's being waterboarded and subjected to repeated playing of Itsy-Bitsy, Teeny-Weeny Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini!
Posted by: Bobby   2011-05-03 06:25  

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