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Queen termites can make men king in bed, says man
2011-05-10
[Straits Times] A MAN involved in the pest control business has claimed eating queen termites can boost the sexual prowess for men.
Ummm... Okay. I'll bite. No, wait. No, I won't.
What if it were dipped in chocolate?
Metro Ahad reported Abdul Rahim Abu Bakar as saying queen termites had special properties similar to that of viagra. He said the bug must be swallowed alive 15 minutes before the start of sexual activity for it to be effective.
"Gosh, honey. I don't... I don't know what's wrong!"
"Did you remember to eat your termite, dear?"
'The effect is as if we are running in a marathon non-stop,' claimed the 45-year-old man, who said he started eating queen termites seven years ago.
Y'know, that's just about the time I didn't start eating termites, queen or otherwise...
Abdul Rahim claimed the price of a queen termite can be as high as between RM2,500 and RM5,000, depending on its size and colour.
Viagra's cheaper... Or so I've heard.
He said that he once pocketed RM7,000 by selling three queen termites.
"Don't eat 'em all at once, now! Oh, and in the event of an erection lasting more than four hours don't forget to seek professional assistance!"
Well-known gynaecologist Datuk Dr Ismail Thamby, however, brushed off Abdul Rahim's claim as just a myth.
No! Reeeally? And what does a gynecologist know about eating termites, anyway?
Absolutely nothing. A gynaecologist, on the other hand...
'If there is any effect, it is only psychological in nature because the person who eats it believes it works,' he said.
"I believe I have lift-off! I believe I have lift-off! I believe I have lift-off!..."
Posted by:Fred

#7  That was good for a laugh this morning. However,there should be a keyboard warning alert prior to saying termites and woodies in the same sentence.
Posted by: JohnQC   2011-05-10 10:26  

#6  And I thought termites destroyed wood.
Posted by: Spot   2011-05-10 08:18  

#5  Termites aren't halal.
Posted by: no mo uro   2011-05-10 06:51  

#4  Termites and woodies...WHO KNEW?
Posted by: Besoeker   2011-05-10 06:44  

#3  I prefer Zamzam water. I get it online.
Posted by: Bobby   2011-05-10 06:31  

#2  I'll just settle for my queen, no termites needed.
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-10 03:36  

#1  "I have lift-off" > LMAO, I gotta remember this one.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-05-10 01:38  

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