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Notes From Osama's Diary: Biden Not Worth Assassinating, Don't Bother |
2011-05-14 |
US officials have revealed that Osama bin Laden’s diaries contain the rather startling conclusion that he didn’t think Vice President Joe Biden was worth bumping off. A counterterrorism official said: “There is a note indicating that the vice president is not an important target because that position has less weight.” |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#6 The "warm spit" is a replay of a quote by FDR's first Vice President, John "Cactus Jack" Garner. A different body fluid was actually mentioned. |
Posted by: Pappy 2011-05-14 15:35 |
#5 #3 About as useless as a bucket of warm spit. #4 The Vice Presidency, or Biden? would you ask that about Dick Cheney, PBUH? |
Posted by: Frank G 2011-05-14 11:29 |
#4 The Vice Presidency, or Biden? Al |
Posted by: Frozen Al 2011-05-14 11:19 |
#3 About as useless as a bucket of warm spit. |
Posted by: gromky 2011-05-14 08:19 |
#2 Besides, we would lose the comedic value. |
Posted by: newc 2011-05-14 08:14 |
#1 Ouch. * ION DEFENCE.PK/FORUMS, TOPIX > OSAMA BIN LADEN WANTED TO KILL PRESIDENT OBAMA. and * SAME > AL-QAEDA PLANNED "NUCLEAR HELLSTORM" AFTER 9-11. versus * DEFENCE.PK/FORUMS > REPORT: OSAMA BIN LADEN [actually] KILLED IN AFGHAN PROVINCE, KUNNAR ALQAUUDA CLAIMS. During area combat??? * SAME > [Long-]DEAD OSAMA WAS BROUGHT TO ABBOTTABAD + "KILLED"[again]: PAKISTAN OBSERVER. OBL's long-dead frozen corpus was allegedly stored in a morgue at the US airbase in BAGRAM??? |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-05-14 00:20 |