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-Signs, Portents, and the Weather-
World to end May 21st
2011-05-20
[An Nahar] It's raining in New York, and everyone tries to get out of the rain. Not Manny. The 56-year old Dominican, unflappable, stands on a corner with his umbrella, warning people that on Saturday, May 21, the world will end.
Don't make any plans for Sunday...
All over New York, preachers armed with T-shirts, brochures, books and posters are preaching the end of the world. Using a complex numerical calculation from the Bible, there are even advertisements on the New York city subway warning of the "great earthquake" that accompanies the advent of Judgement Day.

"According to the Bible, in the Book of Revelations there will be a worldwide earthquake," Manny told Agence France Presse. "We're not sure if it will happen at the same time everywhere, because times are different. But it is supposed to happen simultaneously around the world," he said.

The date of May 21, 2011 may seem random, but it is based on a numerical analysis by the American, Harold Camping, the president of Family Radio, a religious broadcaster based in California.

"According to Genesis, when the flood occurred in the year 4990, God told Noah that in seven days he would destroy the earth," Manny explained. "And he destroyed it in seven days.

"But Peter said: 'I know that one day for me is like a thousand years.' So 4990 plus 7001 years (the equivalent of seven days) equals 2011," he explained.

Not only that, May 21 coincides with the 17th day of the second month of the calendar used during the Biblical flood, according to Camping.

Nearby the corner where Manny is prophesying, Borce, 43, is handing out leaflets and explaining to anyone who will listen that they have a few hours left to find salvation.

"Right now there is still salvation, but when May 21st gonna come, the salvation program is finished, God gonna shut the door, and after that only five months remain for the unsaved of the world, and they're gonna be suffering and on the 21st October, God gonna destroy this world with fire," Borce said.

If Manny and Borce are out on the noisy New York City streets everyday spreading the word, they are planning to be in a quieter place when the fateful moment arrives.

"Until Friday, I gonna still pray for God for mercy. Saturday I'll be at home, just watching the news, because the doors will be shut," said Borce, who is American.

"I will kneel and ask God's mercy to see if he can save me, because God wants salvation for everyone," said Manny, who was at his side.

Despite their faith, both men realize that their message is often ridiculed. "People do not believe it," said Manny. "It is typical of what happened in Noah's time, where only eight people were saved. According to the Bible, only 200 million people will be saved" this time, Manny said.

To Borce, that reaction is predictable. "The people are laughing, they laugh at us," he says, adding: "Pray until Friday."
Posted by:Fred

#32  A young lass dying of curiosity asked of a Scott what was worn under his kilt. He promptly hoisted the kilt and she responded "that's gruesome!". Well lassie if you give'em your hand he might grrrrruesome more.
Posted by: Dale   2011-05-20 22:52  

#31  Good replies, however according to one one well attested view ( a Scotsman) if you wear underwear underneath, it's a skirt.
Posted by: tipper   2011-05-20 20:28  

#30  what's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?

Men wear kilts with furry wallet modestly in front and at least the idea of sharp blades tucked into knee sock tops. Women wear kilts with no furry wallet, having no need for that kind of modesty. Women also wear skirts, which can be fashionable or dowdy, but still don't have a furry wallet worn round the waist.

Hope that helps, tipper. :-)
Posted by: trailing wife   2011-05-20 20:19  

#29  not a happy camper...saturday is pizza night
Posted by: timmyx   2011-05-20 20:18  

#28  what's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?

At least a half-pound of facial hair?

I dunno, but having known men who wore kilts and men who were just cross-dressers, you certainly can tell. I rather think the difference between the men who wear kilts and the men who wear skirts is that the latter can tell you the difference between a kilt and a skirt... ^_^
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-05-20 19:40  

#27  The same as between a robe and a dress.
Posted by: Lowspark   2011-05-20 19:22  

#26  Deacon Blues, what's the difference between a kilt and a skirt?
Posted by: tipper   2011-05-20 19:06  

#25  Deacon: I think oogeling is eelegal in Tennessee. Texas is legalizing noodling, however.

And streudeling has been legal back since before I can 'amember.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-05-20 19:00  

#24  I'll be at the Smokey Mountain Scottish Games in Maryville, Tenn tomorrow. I'll be the one in the Kilt drinking Balvene and oogeling the Babes.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2011-05-20 18:19  

#23  I saw a suggestion that we should lay out a set of clothes in the front yard, such that they look like the person wearing them just suddenly disappeared, to freak-out any neighbors who might believe this stuff. Might just try that. ;)
Posted by: JonC   2011-05-20 17:19  

#22  I'm also planning on Sunday champagne brunch...
Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091   2011-05-20 17:09  

#21  As Solomon, the wisest man to have lived, said "Eat, drink, and be merry, for tomorrow we die" so I think I'll go out for steak and beer tonight.
Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091   2011-05-20 16:41  

#20  And the rock cried out, no hiding place.

Sinnerman is a great song
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-20 14:12  

#19  And the rock cried out, no hiding place.

Babylon Five. Near the end of the episode, a Protestant minister holds an enthusiastic interfaith religious service and invited human and alien alike; as the choir sings "No Hiding Place Down Here", the song coincides with images of Refa's capture and subsequent (beating to) death at the hands of the Narns.

One of my favorite episodes.
Posted by: Bobby   2011-05-20 13:28  

#18  And the rock cried out, no hiding place...

You know, my copy of the bible says 144,000, not 200 million...

And it says elsewhere "But of that day and hour knows no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only", so these chowderheads are a bunch of heretics if you ask me.

Not that I'd be a fundamentalist, if I were an actual member of the faithful. The so-called rapture is a metaphor for death, and comes every day, every hour to some soul somewhere. If God saves, he saves retail, not wholesale.

Still and all, if they all go off in a flash tomorrow, I'll cheer for them. Damnation might be worth knowing there's a God in Israel after all.
Posted by: Mitch H.   2011-05-20 12:29  

#17  What those prophets haven't disclosed is that immediately after this world ends on the 21st, a new one will spring into existence with the same cast of characters, memories & social arrangements as before. The creator is just rebooting the universe.
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-05-20 12:08  

#16  Darn , its my birthday then .. However *chuckle* I dont think God is an early riser, should be able to sneak in a cast or two before breakfast and death !
Posted by: Oscar   2011-05-20 11:34  

#15  I'm gonna party like it's 1999! But first, I need to return my library books.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-05-20 09:52  

#14  damn, and I have too be at work at 5 tomorrow morning!
Posted by: chris   2011-05-20 09:44  

#13  Arsenal without a chance, then?
Posted by: Grenter, Protector of the Geats   2011-05-20 09:04  

#12  Sweet! I'm cashing out my 401k and partying down!
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-05-20 07:18  

#11  My Name is Angus Matabuto Nimgali DeBeers. I am a Nigerian diamond merchant stranded on holiday in Florida, Miama USA. Here in Florida, Miama USA it is very inconvenient to leave under the circumstances of World Ending Day. I could use your assistance in delivering my most recent shipment of yellow diamonds worth $ 47,000,000. in time for the holidays, if you could allow me to place shipment funds in your account.........
Posted by: Angus Matabuto Nimagali DeBeers   2011-05-20 07:00  

#10  My Rice Krispies told me it'll be at about 11:34:18 AM.

But there is some disagreement between them and the corn flakes on which time zone - Eastern or Central.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-05-20 06:24  

#9  Make it a very early morning trip if you live in the U.S.
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-20 05:35  

#8  What time of day?

I'd like to get a morning fishing trip in, if possible.
Posted by: no mo uro   2011-05-20 05:21  

#7  I have a plan.
Please send me 10 million dollars today and I will stop the apocalypse.

If not you'll get a full refund!
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-20 05:11  

#6  We're not sure if it will happen at the same time everywhere, because times are different. But it is supposed to happen simultaneously around the world,"

Tight time slot. When the clock strikes midnight in Hawaii it's almost Sunday on Fiji.

According to the Bible, only 200 million people will be saved" this time, Manny said.

Quite the cruel God. There should be more then 200 million babies and little children in this world. What did they do?
Posted by: European Conservative   2011-05-20 04:23  

#5  well now that I know when the Savior is showing up, I can start baking that cake...I hope this Camping guy took into effect leap yrs or my cake might be stale...
Posted by: Broadhead6   2011-05-20 03:18  

#4  A group of wits have started a campaign to buy cheap used clothing and shoes, and put sets: shoes, socks, pants, and shirt out on the street here and there.
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-05-20 02:21  

#3  Does this mean we won't have to pay back the national debt?
Posted by: Anguper Hupomosing9418   2011-05-20 02:12  

#2  Well...I guess this makes the Aztecs look like a bunch of assholes.
Posted by: tu3031   2011-05-20 01:46  

#1  World to end May 21st
...Women and minorities hardest hit.

Mike
Posted by: Mike Kozlowski   2011-05-20 00:54  

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