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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Dunkin' Donuts worker charged with prostitution
2011-08-03
[Straits Times] ROCKAWAY TOWNSHIP (USA) - POLICE say there was more on the menu than Munchkins and lattes during the late shift at a Dunkin' Donuts in northern New Jersey.
"I'd like a half dozen glazed, a large coffee, and 20 minutes in the back room with Melissa!"
"That'll be $24.95."
A 29-year-old female is facing prostitution charges after police say she took breaks to provide sex in exchange for money.
"Melissa, isn't your break over yet?"
"Hold your horses! Lemme get my pants back on!"
Rockaway Township police launched an investigation known as 'extra sugar' after getting a tip about the workers activities at the shop.
"Huh huh! He said 'extra sugar'!"
Detective Sergeant Kyle Schwarzmann told The Daily Record of Parsippany he noticed that 29-year-old Melissa Redmond of Mine Hill would go out to cars and would spend 10 to 15 minutes in the vehicles.
You wouldn't believe what went on at the drive-through window...
Schwarzmann says Redmond was arrested after soliciting sex from an undercover officer.
"Whoa! Is that a .38 in yer pocket or are you happy to see me?"
No one at the Dunkin' Donuts wanted to comment.
Posted by:Fred

#16  Reminds me of "You Don't Mess with the Zohan": A Do and a Screw....
Posted by: KBK   2011-08-03 19:43  

#15  Misunderstanding. She was testing to see how many donuts the guys could hold without using their hands.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-08-03 17:57  

#14  I guess the only competition is pizza joints and they deliver!
Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091   2011-08-03 15:15  

#13  There is a DD franchise on every corner in that neck of the wood(y)s--wondered how they managed to keep in business!
Posted by: Lumpy Elmoluck5091   2011-08-03 15:10  

#12  Someone was getting screwed in that deal.
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-08-03 14:46  

#11  "Time to make the Donuts.."

Homage to another great 'Fred'.
Posted by: Mullah Richard   2011-08-03 13:26  

#10  Desperate enough to want to eat and pay rent, I suppose. Fremont's been fairly comfortable in the last few decades, but other places aren't, by and large.
Posted by: lotp   2011-08-03 13:21  

#9  How desperate does a person need to be to work a DD and give hand-jobs in the parking lot? Do prostitutes usually hold down a 9-5 job in addition to their freelance work?

Weird.
Posted by: Jaimble Chereper6975   2011-08-03 11:50  

#8  Now that's a promotion campaigm. Think what it could do for Sonic.

Prostitution was actually an issue back in the days of the drive-in. Also a minor reason among many why McDonald's originally started with an all male crew.
Posted by: Pappy   2011-08-03 11:09  

#7  Historically, there's a correlation between prostitution and economic hardship.
Posted by: gr(o)mgoru   2011-08-03 10:54  

#6  Hey, I got some "Dunkin" (wink, wink) coupons. Are they still good?
Posted by: JohnQC   2011-08-03 10:25  

#5  How did the police find out??? No chance of those fitness freaks getting donuts and coffee.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2011-08-03 09:39  

#4  Now that's a promotion campaigm. Think what it could do for Sonic.
Posted by: Perfesser   2011-08-03 05:42  

#3  Dunkin 'Honuts
Posted by: Beavis   2011-08-03 05:38  

#2  Ya wanna hole to go with that donut?
Posted by: SteveS   2011-08-03 01:03  

#1  "Ya jus' might wanna rethink about that 'glaze' on yer donut, Officer..."
Posted by: Anginenter Chavising6174   2011-08-03 00:14  

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