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#7 To paraph a great scene from Nic Cage's RAISING ARIZONA > "SON, YOU GOT A PANTY ON YOUR HEAD"! Going around wid Panties + Bombs on your head is no way to go through life, son! |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-08-28 20:39 |
#6 Fortunately mooselimbs are subject to the laws of chemistry and physics foremost. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2011-08-28 17:24 |
#5 Scottish Judge: And he's got the sniffles. Haint he suffered enough? Give him his frequent flyer miles and let him go. |
Posted by: regular joe 2011-08-28 17:09 |
#4 "'Pork' - it's not just a noun, Umar. Now assume the position" |
Posted by: Frank G 2011-08-28 16:26 |
#3 The convicts he will be housed with are saving their bacon. |
Posted by: Skidmark 2011-08-28 15:31 |
#2 Unfortunately, moose, the guards probably have to go to Muslim sensitivity training - only handling the holy Koran with gloves, pointing to Mecca, having someone make five times a day call to prayer, etc. |
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2011-08-28 12:52 |
#1 Makes you truly wish that his guards have ample supplies of lard handy. Even imaginary lard would go far. "Hey, Umar F*ck! Ya shouldn't-a touched dat! It was all greased up with pig fat! Guess ya goin' ta Hell now, and there ain't nothin' ya can do about it!" |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-08-28 09:47 |