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-Short Attention Span Theater-
OK, sometimes those TSA searches are worthwhile
2011-08-29
Miami International Airport has led the way in the latest technology for airport security. One airport passenger learned this the hard way when he was trying to sneak seven exotic snakes onto a plane...in his pants.
"Izzat a snake in yer pants or are you... Awww. Ferget it."
The incident happened on August 25th when security were screening passengers with a millimeter wave advanced imaging technology machine. It was there when the TSA officials noticed a little big extra in the passenger's pants.

When taken for further screening, TSA officials discovered seven exotic snakes and three tortoises held in nylon bags that were concealed inside the man's pants.

The man was arrested and charged with violating the Lacey Act, which deals with imports of exotic animals.
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#6  "Those are not turtles."
Posted by: Perfesser   2011-08-29 22:33  

#5  "hmmmm ....odd place for a Hydra"
Posted by: Frank G   2011-08-29 21:58  

#4  Okay, I'll go for the obvious (and to my room afterwards):

"Is that a snake in your pants, or are you happy to see me?"
Posted by: Pappy   2011-08-29 21:38  

#3  somewhere, Samuel L. Jackson can sleep easy
Posted by: Frank G   2011-08-29 19:17  

#2  Florida's the perfect place for those little peckers if they escape.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2011-08-29 18:48  

#1  The way things are going these days he will probably wind up with a hung jury.
Posted by: Dale   2011-08-29 18:10  

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