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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Love affair ends in tragedy
2011-09-01
[Emirates 24/7] An Iraqi man who had been rejected many times as a husband for a Kuwait woman did not give up as he finally tried to kidnap her and force her to marry him.
"Arrr! Ye'll be mine, me proud beauty!"
But he brought his own end with his love and intransigence.
Got his just desserts, did he? Wonder what happened?
The desperate lover saw the girl in the car with her sister in law in Kuwait City and thought it was his chance to fulfill his dream.
"Ahah! There she is with her sister, that hussy Irene! She'll not escape me now!"
"He jumped on the car
"Enid! He's on the car! Look out!"
and tried to pull the girl out..."
"Come away with me, Enid!"
but she started to scream...
"[SHRIEK!] No, Ruggiero! Never!"
her sister in law phoned her husband," the Kuwait Alwatan daily said on Wednesday.
"Hello..."
"Lonzo! It's Irene! Listen...!"
"... You've reached Lonzo. I'm away from the phone right now but if you leave a message at the beep I'll get right back to you!"
[BEEP!]
"HELP!"

"When her husband arrived, "
"Irene! Enid! It is I!"
he saw the Iraqi trying to force his sister out of the car...
"Unhand her, you beast!"
he whipped out his rosco and plugged him trice through the bucket
[BANG! BANG! BANGETY BANG!]
"Aaaiiieee! I am undone!"
"Ruggiero!"
"Enid! [THUD! TWITCH! RATTLE!]
[SOB!]

before surrendering to police."
"Drop the gat and step away witcher hands up!"
"Hokay. I quit!"
Posted by:Fred

#4  hmmmm apparently a "rosco" means the same in many cultures? :-)
Posted by: Frank G   2011-09-01 09:49  

#3  No doubt about it, Fred's got flair.
Posted by: lotp   2011-09-01 04:53  

#2  Gotta love Fred's commentary. Thanks man!
Posted by: newc   2011-09-01 01:01  

#1  Now that's a humdinger, bodice ripper thriller.
Posted by: Eohippus Phater7165   2011-09-01 00:25  

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