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-Short Attention Span Theater-
Fail: Obama Loses Colorado on campaign poster
2011-09-27
The [White House] press office issued credentials to those reporters and photojournalists who are covering the president's trip this week to Washington state, California, and Colorado. The credential even provides a handy graphic highlighting (in white) which states the president will visit. The only problem? Wyoming is highlighted, not Colorado. To be fair, both states are square, nearly identical in size, and stacked next to each other. But we doubt our third grade teachers would buy that!
But they are the smartest and coolest people in the fucking world and your betters, you peasant slime.
Posted by:DarthVader

#14  WYOMING + COLORADO ...

versus

* PEOPLES DAILY FORUM > MAKE PUERTO RICO INTO 51ST US STATE - ITS GOOD FOR BUSINESS.

ARTIC = Pre-Statehood, 1959 econ struggling Commonwealth of Hawaii did N-O-T become the world-famous tourism mecca it became until after it achieved formal US Statehood.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-09-27 23:19  

#13  #6 *is* a good one!

The Intercontinental Railroad might be a grand idea, but given the administration's record of picking winners and losers, I suspect it would turn out to be the Incontinent Railroad.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-09-27 21:39  

#12  He has his boots on and is stuck on the "intercontinental" choo choo train.
Posted by: newc   2011-09-27 21:21  

#11  sorry AOS - I meant #6...dammit
Posted by: Frank G   2011-09-27 21:14  

#10  ok - #4 - wins the thread
Posted by: Frank G   2011-09-27 21:13  

#9  Wait....so he's coming to Wyoming?! Dammit, I don't have enough lysol for cootie prevention.......what if he touches things here?! Maybe bleach will be good.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division   2011-09-27 16:46  

#8  Actually it's 60 states. Said he'd been in 57, 1 more to go, not allowed to go to Alaska and Hawaii.
57 + 1 + 2= 60.
Posted by: tu3031   2011-09-27 16:25  

#7  Not certain what courses he took at Columbia, but it appears geography can certainly now be removed from the list of possibles.
Posted by: Besoeker   2011-09-27 16:20  

#6  Mr. President, as you begin our descent into Cheyenne Colorado, you can look out of the window of your private jet and see the intercontinental divide.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2011-09-27 16:09  

#5  A product of the 'professional' educators system of social promotion over merit.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-09-27 16:02  

#4  Don't be so mean. The odds are against 'em - only one chance in 57 to get it right.
Posted by: SteveS   2011-09-27 15:16  

#3  That's not Wyoming. I think it's the 54th state.
Posted by: AlanC   2011-09-27 14:39  

#2  On behalf of Colorado, we'd be happy for Bammo to leave us alone. There are already too many half-witted, self important clowns here, thank you.
Posted by: Iblis   2011-09-27 14:18  

#1  
Posted by: DarthVader   2011-09-27 13:44  

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