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| Amish mob violently breaks into homes and cuts off hair. No, really. |
| 2011-10-12 |
| Dateline Now, the group is the focus of four , count 'em, four police investigations in Ohio. Police say the assaults are the work of members of the "Bergholz Clan." aka the Anabaptist Al-Qaeda In one attack, the men allegedly packed a horse-drawn buggy, rode to a home and cut the hair off some men and women in the house. The violent haircuts are meant to humiliate and punish those Amish who are supposedly weak in the faith. It's left the police baffled. Whose hair is it, O'Malley? "Well it's pretty bizarre for us, we've never had anything like this happen here before," said a Steubenville officer. Must be a Steubenville newbie unaware of its colorful past. In Holmes County, the suspected bandits may face assault, burglary and kidnapping charges. And a free trip to Gitmo |
| Posted by:Nimble Spemble |