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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Lindsay Lohan fails to turn up at LA morgue
2011-10-22
[Dawn] Troubled US actress Lindsay Lohan was turned away from the LA county morgue Thursday, after turning up late for community service ordered as part of her probation terms, officials said.

The star apologized for being late, her latest no-show, saying on Twitter than she wouldn't do it again.
Did she apologize to her supervisor at the morgue? Or was this for her 'fans'?
Lohan had been scheduled to arrive for an 8:00 am start, a day after she was briefly incarcerated when a Los Angeles judge revoked the probation pending a hearing to determine whether she violated her terms.
Usually when your probation is revoked it's a straight 'go to jail'. Why Ms. Lindsay isn't behind bars is a mystery. Wait, no it isn't...
The 25-year-old turned at 8:41 am, and was therefore turned away for being late, said coroner's chief Craig Harvey. "She's welcome to come back, but she has to show up on time," he said.

The star of "Mean Girls" appeared handcuffed in court on Wednesday, but was later released after paying $100,000 bail, and a probation violation hearing was set for November 2.

She is supposed to carry out 16 hours of community service at the LA morgue by that date, so she can still fulfil that requirement despite missing the day Thursday -- but it will not look good.

Lohan apologized for being late on Twitter, writing: "With all the stress and pressure from yesterday and today, I've never been so happy to go to therapy!!!!"

"Also, I'm sorry for the confusion that I may of caused to those at the coroner's office. Won't happen again, now I know where to go! Thank you for your help," she added.

Los Angeles County Superior Court Judge Stephanie Sautner said Wednesday that Lohan had failed to complete the 480 hours of community service as ordered for her jewelry theft conviction.

Most of the hours had been due to be completed at the Downtown Women's Center as ordered, but Lohan missed nine appointments. And when she did attend, Sautner said she sometimes only stayed for one hour, rather than the required minimum of four.

"There has been violation after violation," Sautner said. "Probation is a gift. It's a gift. It's not a right."
Put her in jail for a few months and she might figure that out. She might even tweet about it...
Lohan was sentenced to 35 days of house detention in May, as part of a plea bargain over the alleged theft of a $2,500 necklace from a jewelry shop near her home in Venice Beach.

Sautner ruled she had violated her probation for a 2007 drug and drunk driving offense when she allegedly stole the necklace on January 22.
Posted by:Fred

#8  Gadaffy in Libya pleading for his life. Freeze reality, remove Gadaffy. Insert Lohan. Roll reality.
Posted by: KBK   2011-10-22 19:56  

#7  "The star apologized for being late, her latest no-show, saying on Twitter than she wouldn't do it again."

Until next time.
Posted by: Barbara   2011-10-22 13:55  

#6  ..an addict on the path to winding up in the morgue as a stiff.

So, this is sorta like preboarding.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2011-10-22 11:29  

#5  Winter had previously described her duties as to include mopping floors, washing windows and taking out the garbage.

Ah, career change.
Learning a trade. Good for you, Lindsay...
Posted by: tu3031   2011-10-22 10:01  

#4  Her father says she's smoking crack or meth and her newfound damage to front teeth appears to confirm it. I don't think she's anything but an addict on the path to winding up in the morgue as a stiff.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Halliburton Lost Drill Bit Division   2011-10-22 09:48  

#3  Yokay, I'll bite, is someone or some people advising her to deliber break the law for new movie contracts/projects + promote her "bad girl" image; or are obsessive Hollywood Parents once again trying to stress out + kill their own kids for their own narcissistic fame + self-worth, ala MJ + AMY WINEHOUSE???

* MJ + AMY > IMO their own manic selfish Parents or Families killed them long Long L-O-N-G AGO.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-10-22 00:58  

#2  The way she's going she'll turn up in the morgue sooner rather than later. Hard to imagine how the HOllywood types can get so messed up at 25.
Posted by: Squinty Unusotch2490   2011-10-22 00:18  

#1  A'int got it yet?
Back to jail, bond rescinded.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-10-22 00:10  

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