The premiere of Kim Kardashian's latest reality show "Kourtney & Kim Take New York" might give an insight as to why Kim and Kris divorced 72 days after their much hyped wedding.Yes, we've all be wondering...
Kris Humphries was left furious when he walked in on wife Kim Kardashian, her sister and friends taking part in a yoga session with a naked male yoga instructor on their reality show.
Hmmm... Yasss... That would tend to put a strain on a marriage, especially if the woman in the company of the nekkid man was a ditz...
He was shocked to see his wife doing yoga with a naked man in the room. "That's disgusting," he said, beginning to laugh nervously.
Perhaps it's old fashioned, but men prefer their wives to avoid the company of nekkid men who aren't them.
Kardashian, 31, and Humphries were seen coming to blows during the season premiere which was aired on US television on November 28.
"I... [SLAP!] want... [PUNCH!] a divorce! [THUMP!]"
The two sniped at each other throughout the episode, about everything from a broken toe nail to where to raise their potential family.
"How about in somebody else's house?"
"Maybe I'll just raise them with somebody else!"
"Maybe you can just spawn them with somebody else!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Or maybe you can spawn them yourself!"
"You mean...?"
"Yeah. Go have sex with yourself!"
But the biggest fight came when Humphries returned to the couple's hotel suite to find the Kardashians participating in a yoga session with a male teacher wearing only a necklace.
"Hmmm... Is that a magic mushroom in your lap or are you surprised to see me?"
Though Kim was fully dressed, her husband was not happy about her being in the company of a naked man.
"Brazen hussy!"
"You knew that when you married me, bub!"
"That can be cured!"
The socialite fires back after Humphries gets upset in front of the instructor. Kardashian swung into defensive mode snapping, "You're so immature, I can't take it."
I dunno about you, but my mind just boggled.