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| Man Collapses After Ordering Prostitute, Only To Be Met By His Daughter |
| 2011-11-30 |
| A man who ordered a prostitute to his hotel room collapsed when his daughter turned up at the door. Titus Ncube from Bulawayo, Zimbabwe, said the shock of seeing his 20-year-old daughter sent him to the ground. The unnamed woman reportedly fled the building. According to the Zimbabwe News, Ncube ordered the prostitute as he was experiencing marital problems. "I am sorry for what I did," he said. "I spoke to my wife and my daughter... I apologised for my actions because I just wanted my family back." Ncube said his daughter was no longer working as a prostitute and was planning to return to school. "My marital problems are not over, but we have a marriage counsellor who is helping us to get over this most difficult period in our marriage," he added. On hearing the news, his wife said: "If it were not for my children, I could have divorced him a long time ago." |
| Posted by:Beavis |
| #11 Now all she has to do is explain why she was walking around in her underwear. |
| Posted by: gorb 2011-11-30 20:18 |
| #10 The day could have been saved had the daughter been quicker on her feet. "Oh, dad! Thank heavens I found you! I have been looking all over and someone said you were here! We heard there was an accident and you were hit on the head and you took off running! Are you all right?" |
| Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-11-30 19:54 |
| #9 Wasn't this in an episode of Twin Peaks? |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-11-30 19:18 |
| #8 hint: Your "date" has an Adam's Apple? |
| Posted by: Frank G 2011-11-30 16:26 |
| #7 The apple doesn't fall far from the tree. |
| Posted by: Jeque Hupairong2828 2011-11-30 16:23 |
| #6 be carefull picking up girls in bars in Trinidad Colorado |
| Posted by: bman 2011-11-30 16:08 |
| #5 G(r)om, I think in today's' world of modern surgery and hormone therapy it's pretty much gotten to the point the kids are going to need a chromosome kit to make a determination. |
| Posted by: Procopius2k 2011-11-30 15:52 |
| #4 Were you born evil, or did you had to study, CF? |
| Posted by: g(r)omgoru 2011-11-30 15:01 |
| #3 ... execept for the ones who are somebody's son... |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-11-30 14:42 |
| #2 I've got tragic news for somebody: all hookers are somebody's daughter. |
| Posted by: Fred 2011-11-30 14:40 |
| #1 "On hearing the news, |
| Posted by: Warthog 2011-11-30 13:46 |