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Virtual Border Fence Used To Track Jaguars |
2011-12-05 |
Posted by:Anonymoose |
#11 D *** NG IT, SAVE THE JAGUARS + TASTY? WOOLY MAMMOTHS! Espec since ... * BHARAT RAKSHAK > US WILL BE ITALY UNLESS IT CUTS DEFICIT: EX-NEX DORECTOR [Lawrence Lindsey], by EOY 2013. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2011-12-05 23:55 |
#10 They're watching Jags because Coyotes are much better armed. |
Posted by: CrazyFool 2011-12-05 23:02 |
#9 They hide in the shadows... because Lucas is the Prince of Darkness! |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-12-05 22:09 |
#8 Jaguars? Easy. Look for where they been parking them - never seen a Jag yet that didn't leak oil eventually. |
Posted by: OldSpook 2011-12-05 21:21 |
#7 Probably a poissy gato. Likely had their magnification turned way up spying on the mamacitas. |
Posted by: Eohippus Phater7165 2011-12-05 20:14 |
#6 those are vacationing Eric Holder compatriots |
Posted by: Frank G 2011-12-05 20:12 |
#5 I think there are still jaguars down here, but in the forest/swampy areas; they're the ones people see when they see "Black Panthers" in the woods. |
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2011-12-05 20:06 |
#4 Jaguars dissapeared in the US not too long after colonization. Their range used to include the Sout, Southwest, and Southeast. |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2011-12-05 19:34 |
#3 More technically taxpayers money.. |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2011-12-05 16:14 |
#2 Or very fast Runners. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2011-12-05 12:05 |
#1 Mods: The DHS is using federal money to track jaguars, because somebody saw *one* of them in southern Arizona. Technically, Border Patrol money. |
Posted by: Anonymoose 2011-12-05 08:19 |