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Caribbean-Latin America
Chavez: Did US give Latin American leaders cancer?
2011-12-29
CARACAS: Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez speculated on Wednesday that the United States might have developed a way to give Latin American leaders cancer, after ArgentinaÂ’s Cristina Fernandez joined the list of presidents diagnosed with the disease.

It was a typically controversial statement by VenezuelaÂ’s socialist leader, who underwent surgery in June to remove a tumor from his pelvis. But he stressed that he was not making any accusations, just thinking aloud.

“It would not be strange if they had developed the technology to induce cancer and nobody knew about it until now ... I don’t know. I’m just reflecting,” he said in a televised speech to troops at a military base.

“But this is very, very, very strange ... it’s a bit difficult to explain this, to reason it, including using the law of probabilities.”

Chavez, Fernandez, ParaguayÂ’s Fernando Lugo, BrazilÂ’s Dilma Rousseff and former Brazilian leader Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva have all been diagnosed recently with cancer. All of them are leftists. Doctors say Fernandez has a very good chance of recovery and will not need chemotherapy or radiotherapy. Her diagnosis was made public on Tuesday.

Details about ChavezÂ’s health remain a closely guarded secret, although he now appears to be recovering and is making longer and longer televised appearances. Since his return he has often appeared sporting something of a younger, new look: a dark sports coat over an open-necked maroon shirt, and is hair is growing back after chemotherapy. It is far cry from the green fatigues and red beret that he became famous for wearing for much of his 13 years in power.
They might want to loosen the necktie...
Posted by:Steve White

#13  they gave it to him just like the Jooos gave it to Arafat. In the prone position in the arms of his lover. Pass it on
Posted by: Frank G   2011-12-29 20:34  

#12  The CIA Invented Cancer. I saw it in a newsletter, so it must be true!
Posted by: Charles   2011-12-29 20:08  

#11  Nope, but the Holy One Above did!
Could not happen to more appropiate people, I am waiting for the Iranian devil now.
Posted by: ana   2011-12-29 15:13  

#10  Nope, but they did give him and his followers a nasty case of Koro, aka "disappearing penis syndrome."
Posted by: Anonymoose   2011-12-29 13:13  

#9  If the CIA did it, it would have been on the front page of the NYT the day after (or more likely, a few weeks before.)
Posted by: Glenmore   2011-12-29 10:17  

#8  Because there is nothing like letting your enemies stay in power while they die. Really, the CIA would probably come up with something quicker.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2011-12-29 08:39  

#7  They might want to loosen the necktie...

If they do that, his foreskin would pop up over his head.
Posted by: gorb   2011-12-29 04:14  

#6  ...lead based terminal disorder of entropic kind?
Posted by: twobyfour   2011-12-29 02:45  

#5  If we had a CIA worth anything at all we also would have given him AIDS, influenza and the clap...
Posted by: Steve White   2011-12-29 01:06  

#4  If we do, and it works, Keep it Up. (Quietly
I can't think of a group that needs taking down more.

Having said that, I find it highly Unlikely.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2011-12-29 00:56  

#3  Actually I think Socialism causes Cancer.
Posted by: CrazyFool   2011-12-29 00:49  

#2  Did the Fed + US Universities try to give Madonna fans from Guam SWINE FLU + ANTHRAX, ETC.???

And using "CHEERS" CLIFF'S SACRED US POSTAL SERVICE to boot.

But I digress ....
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2011-12-29 00:49  

#1  That's not cancer.

That's indigestion...
Posted by: badanov   2011-12-29 00:09  

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