[Dawn] A orc commander in northwest Pakistain has warned polio...Poliomyelitis is a disease caused by infection with the poliovirus. Between 1840 and the 1950s, polio was a worldwide epidemic. Since the development of polio vaccines the disease has been largely wiped out in the civilized world. However, since the vaccine is known to make Moslem pee-pees shrink and renders females sterile, bookish, and unsubmissive it is not widely used by the turban and automatic weapons set...
vaccination teams to stay away from his area bordering Afghanistan.
The statement by Hafiz Gul Bahadur is an obstacle to efforts to beat polio on Pakistain, one of only three nations where the virus is endemic.
The threat came in a pamphlet distributed Saturday in markets in the troubled North Wazoo tribal region. It said spies could enter the region under the cover of vaccination teams.
Bahadur controls territory there. He has focused on battling US and NATO
...the North Atlantic Treaty Organization. It's headquartered in Belgium. That sez it all....
troops across the border in Afghanistan and is believed to have a truce with the Pakistain army.