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400 Pound Woman Arrested For Wearing Birthday Suit On Bus Bench
2012-06-22
(CBSMiami) -- A 400-pound woman decided to strip down to her birthday suit while she sat on a bus bench in Fort Lauderdale on Wednesday afternoon.

Patricia McCollum was arrested and charged with exposure of sexual organs in public and was initially held on a $100 bond, according to the South Florida Sun-Sentinel.

The 52-year-old, who is currently homeless, was sitting buck naked on a bus bench at 3900 N. Ocean Blvd. She claims she was only trying to put on a different outfit.


"That's why I was changing my clothes on the bus bench. I don't have anywhere else to stay but bus benches," McCollum said during a first appearance court hearing Thursday.
Posted by:Fred

#4  When TSA gets around to transit security, she be ready.
Posted by: manversgwtw   2012-06-22 20:43  

#3  Maybe she wasn't actually naked, but you just couldn't see her thong...
Posted by: Glenmore   2012-06-22 11:47  

#2  School bus monitor position now available. Must be willing to ignore undiciplined taunting youth (who should now be forced to use their leather Cadillacs to and from school), feckless parents, and a powerless school administration. Excellent retirement benefits.

Klik
Posted by: Besoeker   2012-06-22 07:08  

#1  New York poster child for Bloomberg.
Posted by: Dale   2012-06-22 06:40  

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