His fame and financial breakthrough pushed him reluctantly, no doubt
into having up to six wives. His love for sex equally contributed to his patronage of the most beautiful girls in Ugbugbu Owukpa, Ogbadibo Local government area of Benue State where a man who was identified as Uroko Onoja was allegedly raped to death by his 6 jealous wives in the early hour of Tuesday.
I thought Mo said the limit was 4.
And now we know why...
Trouble started on tuesday morning, precisely 3 am when Uroko returned from Ochanja, a popular joint in the small community of Ugbugbu and headed to the room of his youngest wife. The other wives who according to the youngest wife, Odachi had a meeting before Uroko returned home invaded her room with knives and sticks, demanding that their husband have sex with all of them at once.
That sounds like fun
Uroko who resisted their attack was overpowered by the women who ordered that the sex march begin with the youngest wife and to continue in that order to the top.
Our correspondent reported that Uroko stopped breathing when the fifth woman
See, see? That's why the limit is four. Nobody listens though, do they...
was making her way to the bed. "Suddenly, my husband stopped breathing,
"Elizabeth, it's the big one!"
and they all ran out, still laughing,
This guy had endurance.
but when they saw that I could not resuscitate him,
sux to be last
they all ran into the forest.
Uroko whose body has been deposited in a nearby Mortuary was until his death one of the famous persons in the village. According to most young people in the community, he was a philanthropist who had contributed positively to the growth of the community.
Apparently the Nigerians acquired a taste for understament form their British colonisers