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| Obama Speech Moved Indoors From Stadium For Fear Of Lightning |
| 2012-09-05 |
| NOTE: The Dems fear of lightning strikes occured shortley after removing God from the party platform. "We have been monitoring weather forecasts closely and several reports predict thunderstorms in the area, therefore we have decided to move Thursday''s proceedings to Time Warner Cable Arena to ensure the safety and security of our delegates and convention guests," convention committee CEO Steve Kerrigan said. |
| Posted by:Uneatch Angaviger3508 |
| #13 I understand fire and brimstone are next. The Ayes did not have it, but.... |
| Posted by: Eric Jablow 2012-09-05 20:46 |
| #12 Oh rat farts! |
| Posted by: Shinter Javirong9154 2012-09-05 18:00 |
| #11 Spot on Doctor Steve. If Champ is re-elected, there WILL be a massive run on 401k's and stock portfolios. It will NOT be pretty. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2012-09-05 16:54 |
| #10 No Uneatch, they'll go after the 401Ks first. They made that clear in late 2008. |
| Posted by: Steve White 2012-09-05 16:48 |
| #9 Heh, that was.... a good call. |
| Posted by: newc 2012-09-05 15:15 |
| #8 And when the treasury is far too broke, the go after the farms, first. |
| Posted by: Uneatch Angaviger3508 2012-09-05 14:47 |
| #7 Crisis. The only way Hussein and the communists will be able to stay in power. A crisis that will drive up gas prices to where people are paralyzed. A crisis that drives up food prices to where people have to either depend on the government for food, via food stamps. A crisis that allows them to go after anyone that gets in the way of the "resolution of the crisis", political enemies. Its the marxist way of taking over America. |
| Posted by: Uneatch Angaviger3508 2012-09-05 14:37 |
| #6 If they do have interviews look for NY skylines and/or labor union shirts. |
| Posted by: rjschwarz 2012-09-05 14:36 |
| #5 Kind of ironic, don't ya think? Removing all reference to God and then moving inside because they are afraid of lightning. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2012-09-05 14:33 |
| #4 apparently 50,000 disappointed and angry attendees willbe screwed out of seeing Teh Won™ in person. I bet NBC, et all could find a couple |
| Posted by: Frank G 2012-09-05 14:29 |
| #3 I would like to know how they chose who would be able to enter the Bobcat's arena, since that has not been covered yet, certainly expecting more than the 20k seating, minus some for signage and decor, of such a smaller venue. |
| Posted by: swksvolFF 2012-09-05 14:25 |
| #2 Eastwood strikes again |
| Posted by: Frank G 2012-09-05 14:21 |
| #1 Also due to ease the paranoi of the possible invasion of thousands of empty chairs at the stadium. HAHAHAHAHA! |
| Posted by: Uneatch Angaviger3508 2012-09-05 13:26 |