...The place where Pencilneck hangs his brass hat...
, and the northwestern city of Aleppo.
...For centuries, Aleppo was Greater Syria's largest city and the Ottoman Empire's third, after Constantinople and Cairo. Although relatively close to Damascus in distance, Aleppans regard Damascenes as country cousins...
The group recently said in a statement that the airports "will be considered legitimate military targets as of September 10."
The news comes as La Belle France is considering arming the forces of Evil in Syria with anti-aircraft guns, arguing that the military assistance will help end the turmoil in Syria.
The foreign-sponsored forces of Evil claim the government is using airports to transfer weapons and troops by Syrian and Russian airliners.
Since March 2011, Syria has been experiencing unrest, which
Hereditary President-for-Life Bashir Pencilneckal-Assad
Light of the Alawites...
's government says is being orchestrated from outside the country.
The anti-Syria Western regimes have been calling for Assad to step down, but Russia and China oppose the Western drive to oust the Syrian president.
On Thursday, Russian President Vladimir Putin
...Second President of the Russian Federation and the first to remain sober. Because of constitutionally mandated term limits he is the current Prime Minister of Russia. His sock puppet, Dmitry Medvedev, was installed in the 2008 presidential elections. Putin is credited with bringing political stability and re-establishing something like the rule of law. During his eight years in office Russia's economy bounced back from crisis, seeing GDP increase, poverty decrease and average monthly salaries increase. During his presidency Putin passed into law a series of fundamental reforms, including a flat income tax of 13%, a reduced profits tax, and new land and legal codes. Under Putin, a new group of business magnates controlling significant swathes of Russia's economy has emerged, all of whom have close personal ties to Putin. The old bunch, without close personal ties to Putin, are in jail or in exile...called on the Western governments to "reassess" their position on Syria, criticizing them for relying on terrorist groups such as al-Qaeda to overthrow the Syrian government.