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Fowl language has woman flippin' mad
2012-09-10
[Boston Herald] An alleged cussing cockatoo is at the center of a heated neighborly dispute in which a Rhode Island woman is accused of training her bird to spew nasty expletives at her ex-husband and his girlfriend.

The foul-mouthed bird's banter has become so bad the neighbors say they are leaving their waterfront home.

"I have never dealt with anything like this cuckoo bird next door," Kathleen Melker, 53, told the Herald -- and she wasn't talking about Willy the cockatoo.


Lynne Taylor is due back in Warwick Municipal Court next week to fight allegations she violated a city animal noise ordinance when, according to Melker and boyfriend Craig Fontaine, she taught the bird to continually hurl curse words at them.

The dispute has largely become a symbolic battle -- the ordinance carries just a $15 fine.

Judges in superior and family courts have handed out restraining orders to people on both sides, even banning Melker's cat, Pharaoh, from stepping onto Taylor's property, said her lawyer, Stephen Peltier.

"The statute reads if an individual is annoyed, that becomes a public nuisance. That is broad based on case law," Peltier said of the ordinance, adding his client denies teaching Willy such language. The bird instead is saying "knock it off," words Fontaine himself taught it, Peltier said.

"The bird is reacting to its environment," added Peltier, who had a motion to dismiss the case thrown out on Thursday. "Melker is instigating the issue."

Melker denies that, and says the dispute has forced her and Fontaine to put his $332,000 home on the market. "We're done," she said. "We have no quality of life."
Posted by:Fred

#4  How to cook a cockatoo
Posted by: tipper   2012-09-10 17:08  

#3  Teach it to say "Here, kitty-kitty!" and turn it loose in the park.
Posted by: mojo   2012-09-10 11:14  

#2  What sort of man would live next-door to his ex-wife?
Posted by: Eric Jablow   2012-09-10 06:41  

#1  Look at the picture and tell me you're not with the bird.
Posted by: Perfesser   2012-09-10 02:32  

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