| Hoisting and petards come to mind, for some reason. |
...Assembly of Islamic Clergy, or JUI, is a Pak Deobandi (Hanafi) political party. There are two main branches, one led by Maulana Fazlur Rahman, and one led by Maulana Samiul Haq. Fazl is active in Pak politix and Sami spends more time running his madrassah. Both branches sponsor branches of the Taliban, though with plausible deniability...
-Fazl (JUI-F) chief
Maulana Fazlur RehmanDeobandi holy man, known as
Mullah Dieselduring the war against the Soviets, his sympathies for the Taliban have never been tempered by honesty ...
on Sunday, while terming Pakistain Tehrik-e-Insaf
...a political party in Pakistan. PTI was founded by former Pakistani cricket captain and philanthropist Imran Khan. The party's slogan is
Justice, Humanity and Self Esteem, each of which is open to widely divergent interpretations....
(PTI) chief Imran Kahn a "western agent," claimed that Khan wants to destroy our society by injecting his 'western thoughts' in it, DawnNews reported.
Speaking to a conference organised by Jamaat Tulba-e-Islam, the student wing of the JUI-F, Fazl declared the "peace march" by the PTI as 'frivolous.'
Meanwhile,
...back at the bake sale, Umberto's Mom's cannoli were a big hit...
PTI chief Imran Khan
... aka
Taliban Khan, who ain't the sharpest bulb on the national tree...
addressed crowds gathered in Tank after being disallowed by the authorities from entering into South Wazoo.
The PTI leadership decided to hold a public meeting in "Jahaz Ground" in Tank instead of KotKai, Dawn.com news hound, Sajjad Haider, who was travelling with the convoy quoted the PTI official sources as stating.
Commenting on Rehman's criticism, Khan said that he wanted to end the speech a little earlier but a 'Maulana' (Maulana Fazlur Rehman) was stuck in his head. Some people in the crowd shouted 'diesel... diesel". Referring to Fazlur Rehman's constituency in D.I. Khan, the PTI chairman said "when we were young there were some people who neither played nor let anyone else played... If you don't want to serve the people at least let us serve them."
The PTI was carrying out a peaceful convoy of party supporters, human rights
...which are often intentionally defined so widely as to be meaningless...
activists and national and international media representatives to Waziristan against US drone attacks in the region bordering Afghanistan.