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The Grand Turk |
I Curse Your Implanted Mustache: Turkey's Flourishing Industry |
2012-10-10 |
Arab politicians come to Turkey for moustache implants to give themselves a boost of charisma... "Due to the large demand, we have signed partnership agreements with agencies in Dubai and Iraq and have opened representative offices in Europe. Our patients book tourists packages and while they have the implants, their families are able to vacation in Turkey, thereby contributing to Turkey's tourism sector," Tulunay said. In fact, according to Tulunay, politicians from the Arab world are now coveting moustache implants to add to their charisma during election periods. "Every month we have about 60 applications for beard and hair implants," Tulunay said. "We have applicants from Iran, Iraq, the United Arab Emirates, Egypt, Germany, La Belle France and Ireland who come for hair, moustache and beard implants. Whether they are from Western Europe, the Middle East, North Africa, or South Korea, we there is serious demand for hair and moustache implants," he said. |
Posted by:trailing wife |
#3 Gromky, that photo is truly distressing. Please say it's from the 70s or 80s. |
Posted by: trailing wife 2012-10-10 22:24 |
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Posted by: gromky 2012-10-10 01:01 |
#1 Uh, uh, MACHO MOUSTACHIO - ERDOGAN'S BUGALOO??? gut nuthin. |
Posted by: JosephMendiola 2012-10-10 00:47 |