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2012-10-27
Posted by:Fred

#9  I don't know, Fred, tagging Helen seems very appealing to me right now.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2012-10-27 16:48  

#8  Not many Clarks around these days, I blame Bush.
Posted by: Shipman   2012-10-27 16:46  

#7  Frank G wins the 'Snark of the Day' award.
Posted by: Steve White   2012-10-27 11:14  

#6  Helen's first husband was named Clark Twelvetrees. I don't think he ever did anything of note, other than tagging her with his last name.
Posted by: Fred   2012-10-27 10:38  

#5  AA5839:

Or you can go with the James Bond line from Diamonds are 4ever (IIRC) when speaking to Jill St. John..."As long as the cuffs and collar match..."
Posted by: AlanC   2012-10-27 10:30  

#4  or a perfectionist
Posted by: Frank G   2012-10-27 09:34  

#3  There's really only one way to find out of Ms. Twelvetrees is really a platinum blonde...
Posted by: badanov   2012-10-27 09:26  

#2  Reminds me of a saying, something about carpets and curtains. Jut can't remember how it goes.
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839   2012-10-27 08:54  

#1  Helen Twelvetrees looks about as Indian as Elizabeth Warren
Posted by: Frank G   2012-10-27 07:58  

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