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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Burglar Leaves Behind His Car, Evidence And Photos Of Himself
2012-11-19
[Los Angeles.CBSLocal] Detectives are looking for a man who botched a residential burglary in Arleta, leaving behind his car, evidence and photos of himself.

Police have identified Miguel Luna, 25, as the man who kicked in the front door of a home in the 10500 block of Sharp Avenue on Tuesday, Los Angeles police said.

KNX 1070′s Pete Demetriou reports authorities say Luna chose the house despite several posted surveillance security signs.

"He kicked in the door of the home near high noon, leaving his footprint below the door knob. He began ransacking a bedroom, not realizing the owner was asleep in another room," Lt. Paul Vernon said.

Luna was confronted by the homeowner and begged him not to call authorities, claiming he was a friend of of the owner's daughter.
"My daughter? I got a daughter? When did that happen?"
"The owner finally chased him out of the home, picked up a hoe from the yard, and hit Luna over the head," said Vernon.

Luna was knocked unconscious for a short time before he got up and walked away, leaving his 1989 Honda in the victim's driveway, full of items stolen from the home.

The attempted burglary was caught on the home's surveillance system.

"This crime scene was really a study in how to get caught," Vernon explained. "Every manner of evidence was present: video surveillance, blood DNA from the hoe, pictures on the iPad, footprint on the door, a traffic citation with signature, a car, finger prints, and eyewitness identification."
Remember, guys, Darwin always wins.
Posted by:Fred

#3  Looks like somebody found a way to fight the bad economy by deliberately going to prison.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2012-11-19 19:34  

#2  gromky
Stopping people going faster than the speed limit brings in money, stopping proper criminals costs money.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2012-11-19 08:40  

#1  I bet even with all this, the cops still don't lift a finger to try to catch the guy.
Posted by: gromky   2012-11-19 02:29  

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