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| Sap sent to slammer for slapping spouse with schwanz |
| 2012-11-24 |
| ROCKLAND, Maine — Fred E. Thomas pleaded guilty to 180 days in jail with all but five days suspended and was placed on probation for a year for domestic violence assault and indecent conduct. A third charge of unlawful sexual contact was dismissed. The incident occurred in July in Warren when his wife of 39 years, who was estranged from him, stayed at his place. He offered her $20 for sex, and when she refused he took out his penis and struck her with it, according to the prosecution’s version of events to which he pleaded guilty. Defense Attorney Justin Andrus said Thomas was tremendously upset that his marriage of 39 years was ending. He said his estranged wife was planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man she met online. The wife did not seek jail time for Thomas but did ask that he undergo counseling for anger management, which was ordered. |
| Posted by:Nimble Spemble |
| #5 This is going to hurt me more than it hurts you |
| Posted by: KBK 2012-11-24 19:31 |
| #4 TMI, Bill Clinton. |
| Posted by: lotp 2012-11-24 16:20 |
| #3 Even if things don't work out, they'll always have Rockland. |
| Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain 2012-11-24 16:18 |
| #2 Why is she going to Pakistan. I mean, if his manhood is long enough to SLAP her, then he's got MORE than enough manhood. I tried it last night and the Missus says I should just give up on the penis slap and just make love to her. |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2012-11-24 11:15 |
| #1 planning to go to Pakistan to meet a man Oh THAT'S gonna be a biigg improvement. JCMTSU |
| Posted by: AlanC 2012-11-24 10:34 |