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Germany to ban sex with animals
2012-11-28
And it's about time, I'd say!
THE German government is about to reintroduce a ban on bestiality, after pressure from animal welfare groups. Newspaper die Tageszeitung reports that the governing coalition are soon to amend the country's Animal Welfare Act to make sex with animals punishable with a fine of up to 25,000 euros ($31,000).

Bestiality was legalised in Germany in 1969, the same year that gay sex was also removed from the criminal code. After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured. However animal welfare groups have pushed for the ban to be reinstated, in an advertising campaign that used dramatic examples of "animal rape".

Agriculture minister Ilse Aigner has agreed to change the law to make it illegal for people to "use (animals) for their own sexual activities or sexual acts of third parties" - which also bans the 'pimping' of animals to others.

However the move has aroused the ire of zoophile group ZETA.
Of course there is a 'zoophile' group. Why would I have a problem believing this...
Lobbyist Michael Kiok, who lives with his dog Cassie, told the newspaper there were more than 100,000 zoophiles in Germany.

"Mere morals have no place in law," he said.
Boggle...
Mr Kiok said he was worried that if the law took effect the authorities would try to take away his dog.
"What's that you say Lassie? Little Benji is locked away in the bedroom with the evil Mr. Kiok who has his pants down around his ankles?"
"Roof! Roof!"
The amendment to the law will be debated in the German parliament in mid-December.
Posted by:Steve White

#11  We have no peanut butter in Germany
Posted by: European Conservative   2012-11-28 22:19  

#10  The victims will never testify!
Posted by: Sgt. D. T.   2012-11-28 19:41  

#9  Does it makes me a zoophile if i prefer cougars?
Posted by: Phaith Grique4599   2012-11-28 18:38  

#8  That would cover 99% of sexual activities I guess

Peanut butter see quite a lot of use in that 1%
Posted by: Cretinous Humongous   2012-11-28 18:34  

#7  "After that, sex with animals was only punishable if the animal was severely injured."

That's not quite true. While strictly speaking sex with animals was not a crime, almost any unnatural interactions with animals are already prohibited through animal protection rights. That would cover 99% of sexual activities I guess.
Posted by: European Conservative   2012-11-28 17:24  

#6  It'll never stop coyote dating.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2012-11-28 12:08  

#5  But its not, like, animal elmo-elmo.
Posted by: swksvolFF   2012-11-28 10:30  

#4   Ick!!!!
Posted by: bigjim-CA   2012-11-28 08:53  

#3  Maybe they get a religious exemption.

Kind of like a religious exemption to getting a vaccine...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2012-11-28 01:02  

#2  Wait, where's the muslim outcry over this? After all, they and their goats are very friendly.
Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division   2012-11-28 00:31  

#1  I guess when the folks in government don't want to address serious problems they can just manufacture something to address. At least that way they can pretend they're doing their phoney baloney jobs.
Posted by: gorb   2012-11-28 00:12  

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