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Mayan apocalypse: panic spreads as December 21 nears |
2012-12-10 |
[Telegraph.Co.UK] Fears that the end of the world is nigh have spread across the world with only days until the end of the Mayan calendar, with doomsday-mongers predicting a cataclysmic end to the history of Earth. |
Posted by:Fred |
#17 "for safekeeping" |
Posted by: Frank G 2012-12-10 20:38 |
#16 Why the hell am I not asking people for their worldly possessions before the end? Somebody has got to be stupid enough. |
Posted by: Charles 2012-12-10 19:10 |
#15 Btw the only calendar to watch is the Pirelli calendar... |
Posted by: European Conservative 2012-12-10 19:06 |
#14 Of course the calendar doesn't end, like ours doesn't end on Dec 31st. The Mayan calendar (long count) has been there before but we're still around. But if you like to sell me your life insurance for 10% of its value, I'm game. |
Posted by: European Conservative 2012-12-10 19:05 |
#13 LOL |
Posted by: Shipman 2012-12-10 16:07 |
#12 The 21st is a payday Friday They call it stormy Monday, But Tuesday's just as bad. ... The quetzalcoatl flies on Friday, On Saturday, I go out and play. -- "Stormy Monday" |
Posted by: SteveS 2012-12-10 15:27 |
#11 crap! The 21st is a payday Friday |
Posted by: Frank G 2012-12-10 15:13 |
#10 Mebe I could finally lose a few pounds on FEMA biscuits. But then there would be no walk to the mailbox.... so it might just all even out. :-( |
Posted by: Besoeker 2012-12-10 12:04 |
#9 Indeed, Darth. Especially if the space aliens come and eat all the stupid ones. |
Posted by: SteveS 2012-12-10 12:01 |
#8 I can't wait personally. Whatever survives after an apocalypse would be better than what we have now. :p |
Posted by: DarthVader 2012-12-10 11:52 |
#7 Are you sure the Mayan calendar didn't end on Nov. 4, 2008? |
Posted by: JohnQC 2012-12-10 10:43 |
#6 It's just a CALENDAR, ya morons! |
Posted by: mojo 2012-12-10 10:41 |
#5 Will the new Mayan calendar have pictures so I can tell what month it is? Words are hard! |
Posted by: AlmostAnonymous5839 2012-12-10 09:31 |
#4 I thought it was the 12th when the Electoral College meets. |
Posted by: Procopius2k 2012-12-10 08:46 |
#3 So has it passed, Perfesser, or will it arrive January 31st? |
Posted by: Bobby 2012-12-10 07:11 |
#2 The Mayans were off by a month and 15 days. |
Posted by: Perfesser 2012-12-10 03:42 |
#1 I read that the Mayans didn't understand "Leap Year" so the time has passed months ago, NO PANIC HERE. |
Posted by: Redneck Jim 2012-12-10 00:15 |