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Today's Idiot | ||
2012-12-28 | ||
A British man has been checked in at the Gray-Bar Hotel after reportedly stealing a car and driving it on to the runway of Amsterdam's Schiphol airport while smashed. "Delta Bravo Sierra, you are cleared for takeoff." "Negative; there's a beauzeau on the runway." The unnamed passenger was on the Dutch airport's runway 'for a few minutes', police said. "November Uniform Tango, get off this runway immediately." The Briton pushed an emergency exit button at a gate before making off with and in a contractor's car parked on the tarmac. Police spokesman Dennis Muller told the AFP news agency the incident had taken place in the early hours of Christmas Day. "Wassail, wassail/All over the tow-own/And then when we're drunk we/Will dri-ive all around..."
Mr Muller added: 'We're investigating exactly where he went in the car. We don't know why he took the car, these are things you do when you've had one over the eight.' Must have seemed like zomg-teh-best-idea-evar at the time.
'We'll interview him about what he's done and then it's up to the prosecutor to decide what to do with him,' he said. Amsterdam's Schiphol is the fourth-largest airport in Europe with between 120,000 and 140,000 passengers every day. | ||
Posted by:Korora |
#3 I think the only way to address BP's link would be to warn investors, if that word is still legal in the UK, of a possible scheme and story to clear his name of the theft knowing full well he would be accused of racism before monetary mishandling. I would demand an investigation and proof because it sounds like an embezzlement scheme or a writ large indictment of liberal economics. Take a pick. |
Posted by: swksvolFF 2012-12-28 11:42 |
#2 That's just plain funny, BP |
Posted by: Deacon Blues 2012-12-28 10:30 |
#1 This year's idiot is mugged by reality |
Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2012-12-28 07:10 |