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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Today's Idiot
2013-01-12
Officer Friendly nabbed a South Carolina teenager when they followed a trail of Cheetos leading from a convenience store to a local residence where he was staying.
"Now, I got us some Cheetos--Hey! What happened to the bags!?" [knocking without] "Who can that-- Police? ****!"
Austin Lee Westfall Presler, 19, was arrested on January 6 in Kershaw County, S.C., after allegedly stealing beer, cancer sticks, snacks and energy drinks from the local Cassatt Country Store, WLTX reported. Calls placed to Kershaw County sheriff's office by ABCNews.com were not immediately returned.

Store manager Howard "Buck" Buckholz told ABCNews.com that Presler only made off with $160 worth of goods, but caused upwards of $2,500 worth of damage.

"The fella broke in our store 2:30 a.m. on Sunday morning," he said. "We were called at 3:15 a.m. The fuel truck fella said that the front door had been knocked in, so he called it in. He knocked out our front door, he knocked out the beer cooler, and stole beer, cigarettes, Slim Jims, and in his haste, he punctured two or three bags of Cheetos."
It would be really ironic if the puncturing turned out to be the result of the bags catching on some of the damage.
Those Cheetos were strewn all over the store's floor and in the doorway. Buckholz said that a voisin, as the French say across the street told him and police that the car Presler was driving was parked across the street at the Hard Times Café.

"Cheetos were all over the parking lot, at the place where he parked his car, and at the residence," Buckholz said.
"Okay coppers, you got me fair and square."
Presler does not live in the area, but was staying with someone that lives less than 1/5 of a mile from his store, Buckholz said.

"He was very easy to catch," he said. "It was a very quick deal."
Posted by:Korora

#2  B double E R run

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J-ldJ9Iy9g
Posted by: BrerRabbit   2013-01-12 09:53  

#1   stole beer, cigarettes, Slim Jims, and in his haste, he punctured two or three bags of Cheetos."
The fundamentals of a happy life.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-01-12 04:10  

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