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Caribbean-Latin America
Chavez undergoing "delicate" cancer treatment
2013-02-14
CARACAS (Reuters) - Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez is undergoing "complex" alternative treatments more than two months after having cancer surgery in Cuba, his vice president said on Wednesday.
They're trying to extract his head from his hind end. You can see how delicate that would be...
The 58-year-old communist socialist dictator leader has not been seen in public since he went to Havana for the operation on December 11, his fourth surgery for cancer in 18 months.
Should have gone to Brazil, Oogo...
Vice President Nicolas Maduro did not give details of the alternative treatments the president was receiving. Chavez has never said what type of cancer he is suffering from, and critics accuse the government of excessive secrecy over his condition.

"Today our commander is undergoing alternative treatments ... they are complex and difficult treatments that must, at some point, end the cycle of his illness," Maduro said in comments on state TV.

The government, which rejects allegations it has not been transparent about Chavez's health, says he has completed a difficult post-operative period and has started a "new phase" of his recuperation. It has not given details of this new phase.
He's dying...
When nothing else works, time to break out the Laetrile and say goodbye.
Posted by:Steve White

#15  #7 EX-parrot Buzzard time? Delicate cancer treatment. Is that hospice care>
Posted by: JohnQC   2013-02-14 21:22  

#14  Is the "DELICATE" treatment the one where they remove the brain through the nose?

No, that's called "snorting cocaine". Watch "Boogie Nights" for the results.
Posted by: Frozen Al   2013-02-14 17:43  

#13  Snowy, I've heard of crazier ideas coming out of Caracas. That might buy some more time.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-02-14 16:05  

#12  He'll live forever in liquid nitrogen, frozen in mid-heartbeat.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-02-14 14:37  

#11  Wo.Der if Obama will go to Hugo's funeral.
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-02-14 13:06  

#10  When Air Force One touches down at José Martí International, ring me up. I'll know it's over.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-02-14 11:31  

#9  Frank G beat me to it.

This guy is playing winter re-runs of the famous soap opera "Yasser Arafat is alive and recuperating in Paris."
Posted by: Bill Clinton   2013-02-14 11:23  

#8  rumor was that he was on a respirator, and barely conscious. so this latest story sounds like disinformation. Chavez was a paratrooper in a former life (before politcis). But his efforts to "reverse engineer" Venezuelan society did not succeed. The capital Caracas is most famous these days for violent crime and kidnappings.
Posted by: Raider   2013-02-14 10:39  

#7  EX-parrot
Posted by: Muggsy Mussolini1226   2013-02-14 10:30  

#6  the embalming fluid IV drip is sure slow
Posted by: Frank G   2013-02-14 10:16  

#5  A bit of delay in getting the Disney Animatronic parts in?
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-02-14 09:48  

#4  Is the "DELICATE" treatment the one where they remove the brain through the nose?
Posted by: Alanc   2013-02-14 06:57  

#3  And by giving "Alternative Experiments" the Doctors are safe.

Can't blame them.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-02-14 06:53  

#2  He's Dead.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-02-14 06:22  

#1  Babalu time. Hide yur roosters and fine ceegars.
Posted by: Shipman   2013-02-14 05:17  

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