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| They don't make it in 7.62x54r, dammit! |
| 2013-06-16 |
| But they do in .223 and .45 caliber, so there's that. Un-rewritten press release because I'm lazy. From TFA: Jihawg Ammo today announced release of the industry's first truly defensive ammunition. Not only does Jihawg guarantee that all of their ammunition meets or exceeds S.A.A.M.I. standards for velocity, penetration, and accuracy, they also coat each projectile with a special ballistic paint infused with pork to make it "Haraam" or unclean to a radical Jihadist. This makes Jihawg Ammo the only commercially available ammunition with the added deterrent factor of eternal damnation for fundamentalist Islamic Jihadist. Now Americans can defend themselves, their families, their communities, and their country from Muslim terrorists. Jihawg Ammo is the first product that provides a natural deterrent, promotes peace and yet provides maximum protection when used in a defensive posture. |
| Posted by:badanov |
| #7 Well it allegedly worked for Pershing against the Moros. |
| Posted by: OldSpook 2013-06-16 22:16 |
| #6 Hollow points make it easier to apply the proper lube in the cavity |
| Posted by: tipover 2013-06-16 13:17 |
| #5 OK, alternate plan: (1) Go to grocery store. On aisle where the Crisco is, look for 'manateca' (pork lard). (2) dip bullet tips, wipe. leave enough that they're shiny. (3) bust a cap on Achmed. Done. Alternately, you could use your leftover bacon grease... Of course, the whole deal here is whether Achmed et al are aware you're doing this, because that is the source of it's deterent value, aside from being made dead in the process. For helpful insight on this, look into the begining of the 'Sepoy Mutiny' in British colonial India, and the stories of Douglas MacArthur in his early years in the Philippines. Both touch on this very subject. |
| Posted by: ed in texas 2013-06-16 12:34 |
| #4 Did you get those sights Bad? They're s'possed to be on the way right now, so no, not yet. Can't wait though. |
| Posted by: badanov 2013-06-16 09:44 |
| #3 Holy crap, they have it in .45 AND .308! Double whammy! Have to wait a bit though since I already convinced the wife to let me buy a half case of .45 yesterday. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2013-06-16 04:32 |
| #2 Well, if we can't boil them in giant vats of pig shit, I guess pork infused ammo will have to do. Too bad it doesn't come in .308 though. |
| Posted by: Silentbrick - Schlumberger Squishy Mud Division 2013-06-16 04:26 |
| #1 Did you get those sights Bad? |
| Posted by: Skidmark 2013-06-16 04:21 |