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Hugo Schwyzer: Surprise! I lied about boning coeds!
2013-09-14
From The Other McCain

Apparently Schwyzer's revelations come a week after another coed said she and the perfesser did the deed in his office in 2011, 13 years after he said he stopped.

From TFA:

Pasadena City College's porn professor Hugo Schwyzer admitted Thursday he had sex with students as recently as 2011 and said he has admitted himself to a psych ward for the fifth time this summer.
In California the turnaround time for sex rehab is incredible. Five times! Incredibly proficient in sex rehab, I'd say!
No doubt it would help to get the meds right if he actually took them...
Likely he found something to do. Probably in the bathroom.
"Professor Schwyzer, he was there,
And in the corner he sat
Amusing himself by abusing himself
And catching it in his hat."
As a result of Schwyzer's admission, college officials issued a statement saying there would be an immediate investigation into his conduct.
Unlike the ten or so other times, NOW they want an investigation...
It's academia. Perhaps someone finally got a grant.
More likely someone lost one...
The good-hearted professor offered to do it himself: "I'll get to the bottom of this!" he cried.
Immediately ! Immediately! Immediately!
Schwyzer, who last semester taught a class titled "Navigating Porn" and invited adult stars James Deen and Jessica Drake to speak to students, acknowledged he made the admission on the Internet in connection with Rosh Hashanah, the beginning of 10 days of atonement in the Jewish faith.
Anthony Weiner. Anthony Weiner to the white courtesy phone.
Rosh Hashanah is an annual event. Why didn't he feel this impulse in previous years?
He was busy, of course.
In an interview Thursday night from the Community Hospital of Monterey Peninsula, Schwyzer also said he'd been on a "manic high" for two days prior to his confession.
I'd say it was one long bender...
Picture Daffy Duck, only horny.
"I want people to have compassion for me and to recognize that if they are frustrated or angry with me I did ... things because I am sick," he said. "I'm a fraud."
The room fell silent. The surprise was complete. Quietly, without fanfare, Mrs. van Blimmel fainted. The cigarette holder fell from her senseless hand. It landed on the brocade couch, to burn unregarded.
It sounds more like the confessions are pouring out because he's sick -- the behaviour was because he wanted to and could get away with it.
A written statement on behalf of PCC, signed by General Counsel Gail Cooper, said the institution on East Colorado Boulevard does not "condone or tolerate such behavior by any faculty member."
So you fired him, right? Right? tell me you fired him!
On Tuesday a woman who identified herself as a former PCC student wrote on a blog about having sex with Schwyzer in his campus office in 2008. The former student said she knew of at least one other girl who also had sex with the porn professor.
He's a professor of pornography. What'd she think the mid-term was gonna be?
Schwyzer said the woman's claim had merit, but he didn't remember the second student.
How humiliating for the second girl!
"I remember I only gave her a B minus..."
"I was fraudulent in that I stated it was wrong for older men to have sexual relationships with younger women," he said.
That's not fraud, that's truth, my dear professor. Interesting that you fail to differentiate between the two.
"But in practice I continued to have relationships with women who were young enough to be my daughter and there's a lot of fraud and hypocrisy in that."
And criminality. Mustn't forget criminality.
Known as a "male feminist" Schwyzer both wrote and spoke about how men themselves could help empower women.
Instead, men just help themselves!
And they bought it! They bought it all!!
Mwahahahahahaha!!!11!!!1
"I think I was a terrible male feminist. I think I've damaged the brand of male feminism," he said. "No one can hate me more than I hate myself right now and I'm saying that as a mental patient in a psych ward."
Actually, I think you are a great male feminist. Someone once said, feminists say men are pigs because THEIR men ARE pigs.
"Hey! I'm not a pig! I'm a lunatic!"
In a statement issued late Thursday afternoon, PCC officials said the college would "act swiftly to conduct an investigation and hold Mr. Schwyzer accountable for his actions while an employee."
Including termination, right Gail? At minimum, right, Gail?
The student, who identified herself as "Megan Moore" said she enrolled in Schwyzer's History 25B class "Women in American Society" in spring semester 2011. After meeting for coffee at Starbucks on North Hill Street and Walnut Avenue, the student said she developed a relationship with Schwyzer.
"Have a latte?"
"Yeah, sure."
"Wanna hump?"
"Yeah, sure."
After that, "We continued to meet for sex, sometimes in his office with the door locked, for the next seven months until I graduated PCC in December 2011," she wrote.
See? Not cyclical, demonstrating that it wasn't due to the disease.
"Throughout his spectacular recent fall from grace Hugo has maintained that he never slept with his students after 1998,' she continued. "That simply isn't true. I know one other girl besides myself with whom Hugo was having sex the same semester."
Ewww
Didn't slow her down much, did it?
In a July 31 interview with this newspaper, Schwyzer insisted he no longer dated his students and helped write the school's policy on sexual relationships.
And it worked! He got laid more than a used rug.
Loopholes. I'm seeing a lotta loopholes...
"I've been warned not to talk about my past," he wrote in an email. "An earlier administration, well aware of my history with students, decided not to fire me and indeed asked me to write the college policy that forbade consensual relationships."
LOL!
It's a common teaching tool: the thinking is that if the students write the rules, they are more likely to follow them. This sometimes works.
Because...I'm BATMAN!!!
In their Thursday statement, college officials said that if their investigation determined the porn prof had sex with students he would likely be fired.

"All of us in the college are outraged by Mr. Schwyzer's statements about his conduct," the statement said.
Well, some of you anyway...
In a email, Cooper addressed the porn professor's status with the college.

"Mr. Schwyzer is on extended medical leave initiated at his request," Cooper wrote. "Due to his right of privacy, we cannot comment on the reason. Generally speaking, an employee who is on extended medical leave does not come onto campus due to his or her condition. We do not expect Mr. Schwyzer to seek to do so."

Schwyzer said he might seek to file a claim of psychiatric disability.
Now, he can't be fired.
"It could be an end around for them,' he said. "I'm looking very seriously at that option."
Posted by:badanov

#8  Premature rehabilitation.
Posted by: Airandee   2013-09-14 19:29  

#7  "Picture Daffy Duck, only horny."

Ewwwwwwwwwww.
Posted by: Barbara   2013-09-14 17:33  

#6  Crap. Talk about short attention span... when I saw the headline, I assumed he'd flipflopped from yesterday and was back to denying. Disappointed I am.
Posted by: Zenobia Floger6220   2013-09-14 16:42  

#5  So, were his students' student loans forgiven, or did they have to pay for the course?

This article is the most colorful one I have ever seen on Rantburg, on so many levels......

I need to rinse my eyes and brain now......
Posted by: Alaska Paul   2013-09-14 16:08  

#4  I'm sure Pasadena City College is in mourning, especially the faculty lounge...
Posted by: M. Murcek   2013-09-14 14:47  

#3  In California the turnaround time for sex rehab is incredible. Five times Incredibly proficient in sex rehab, I'd say!!

He's been in-and-out of Betty Ford more than Gerald

/old joke
Posted by: Frank G   2013-09-14 10:08  

#2  Rosh Hashanah is an annual event. Why didn't he feel this impulse in previous years?

Lord, grant me chastity and continence, but not yet...
Posted by: Angie Schultz   2013-09-14 08:25  

#1  We should get the Mods together, maybe put on a show, I know a barn we could rent, maybe sell a few tickets. Anyone here play the xylophone?
Posted by: Shipman   2013-09-14 04:36  

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