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Joe Bidens niece to coppers: You don't know who you're doing this to.
2013-11-01
Pals say the pressure of being Vice President Joe Foreign Policy Whiz Kid Biden
The former Senator-for-Life from Delaware, an example of the kind of top-notch Washington intellect to be found in the World's Greatest Deliberative Body...
’s niece made her a “hot mess” – but Caroline Biden apparently had no trouble using her status to try and pull rank on cops, The Post has learned

“I shouldn’t be handcuffed! You don’t know who you’re doing this to,” Caroline Biden barked at police, according to court documents.

Cops tossed in the calaboose
Maw! They're comin' to get me, Maw!
Biden at her then luxury rental apartment in Tribeca Sept. 17 after she allegedly went berserk in a door-pounding, screaming confrontation with her roommate over unpaid rent.

After swinging at a female officer then slapping another, cops cuffed her and took her to the station house.

The unstable 26-year-old rambled for nearly two hours, snootily trying to get cops to make the connection between her name and that of her powerful uncle, court papers show.

“My name can’t be on it,” Biden bossily demanded, referring to police paperwork. “I know my rights, I studied law.”

When cops tried to search the Georgetown University grad’s purse she snapped, “I have secret service stuff in there.”

Biden continually referenced her connection to her uncle, despite having complained to friends about how much she hated the pressure of being the VPÂ’s niece, according to socialite and pal Paul Johnson Calderon.

She at one point asked to use the bathroom and when her cell door was opened she announced she was leaving, according to the criminal complaint.

The prima donna, who wasnÂ’t cuffed, tried to slide past an officer who blocked her.

“Don’t touch me,” she squealed, trying to push the cop out of the way. When the officer tried to deposit her back into the cell, she desperately clung to a doorframe to prevent it.

Some cops questioned whether the young womanÂ’s erratic behavior and incessant gabbing might be caused by medication, a source added.

A friend of BidenÂ’s previously told the Post sheÂ’d struggled with alcohol and pill addiction and even did a stint in rehab.
Posted by:Besoeker

#12  "complained to friends about how much she hated the pressure of being the VP's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate niece"

What kind of 'pressure' is this exactly?

Is the alluding to a genetic predisposition to insanity that runs in the family?
Posted by: Elmerert Hupens2660   2013-11-01 17:58  

#11  I have felt the same way for years since I am related to Carl Vinson, it's a pressure cooker goldfish bowl I tells 'ya. And no! I can't do a damn thing to change your peanut allotment, now let me be!
Go off an annoy Walter George's kin and let me alone I am tired of this crazy life.

/hows that?
Posted by: Shipman   2013-11-01 17:51  

#10  Crazy eyes. Note she's a Georgetown grad... guess they knew who she was related to...
Posted by: regular joe   2013-11-01 15:18  

#9   Did she get special treatment?

I'm thinking if they searched her purse and "didn't find anything" she got special treatment.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2013-11-01 11:41  

#8  Spent her rent money on drugs, did she?
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2013-11-01 11:40  

#7  I want to hear the rest of the story. Did Uncle Joe's office intercede? Was the cop repremanded? Did he have to apologize to his betters (her)? Did she get special treatment?
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-11-01 10:07  

#6  Borderline personality disorder. Poor Joe probably thinks comprehensive health insurance can help her. Really all you can do is hope they OD or get hit by a bus.
Posted by: RandomJD   2013-11-01 08:05  

#5  The sense of entitlement prevalent in the ruling class.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-11-01 07:34  

#4  Some cops questioned whether the young woman's erratic behavior and incessant gabbing might be caused by medication, a source added.

Or Dope.(The drug kind, not she's a)
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2013-11-01 02:05  

#3  Some cops questioned whether the young woman's erratic behavior and incessant gabbing might be caused by medication, a source added.

Easy mistake to make, unless you know the family
patriarch.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-11-01 01:16  

#2  I think it runs in the family...
Posted by: CrazyFool   2013-11-01 01:12  

#1  "Do you know who I am"?
Posted by: Raj   2013-11-01 00:52  

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