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California Lawmakers Want Pr0n Stars to Wear Safety Goggles
2013-11-13
California's workplace safety guardians have proposed an amendment to a bill that would require porn stars to wear protective goggles while filming.
I was thinking of Googling a humorous cartoon or image to illustrate this post. Then I realized, I'm at work, my access is likely monitoring, and even I don't want to see the images that Google might return...
The bill, which has so far stalled in the state senate, establishes numerous mandates for the porn industry to follow with the goal of curbing the spread of sexually transmitted diseases. Among these mandates is the requirement that "personal protective equipment" be used to "prevent contact of an employee's eye, skin, mucous membranes, or genitals with the blood or OPIM-STI of another." (OPIM-STI includes pre-ejaculate, semen, vaginal secretions, and fecal matter.)
Posted by:Beavis

#7  What's next; steel toed condoms?
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2013-11-13 23:39  

#6  Hard to put safety goggles on over the impressive blinders that the Permanent Party Propaganda Machine has covered so many eyes with.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2013-11-13 20:09  

#5  Welding masks never were much of a turn on until I saw this movie.
Posted by: Besoeker   2013-11-13 14:44  

#4  Spewing OPTI-STI is a real risk you guys!
(I'm told) it burns when it gets in an eye, though you may want to run some trials of your own.
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-11-13 14:34  

#3  I'd go with welders masks. For the kink factor...
Posted by: tu3031   2013-11-13 14:02  

#2  People getting paid for participating in sex acts...isn't that kinda like, well, the oldest profession? Dunno if I can use that word on Rantburg. So are they gonna regulate the oldest profession? No, because that'd mean they'd have to legalized it and we haven't declined that far...yet. But somehow pr0n is different. Must be something to do with money and where it's going.
Posted by: Ebbang Uluque6305   2013-11-13 14:00  

#1  Really want to chase the industry out of the state or they have no idea about cause and effect.
Posted by: rjschwarz   2013-11-13 13:12  

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