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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Texan Allegedly Pulls Sword & Demands Tacos
2013-12-11
[DFW.CBSLOCAL] A South Texas man faces an aggravated robbery charge after being accused of ordering several tacos, pulling a sword and refusing to pay.
Whatever happened to six guns?

An affidavit says 28-year-old Adam Kramer began sliding the sword out of a sheath and threatened a waitress at a Mexican restaurant in San Antonio. Nobody was hurt in the Dec. 2 incident.
"Gimme tacos or I'll chop yer head off!"
Authorities say Kramer walked out of the restaurant -- without the food -- and to his truck while yelling either he got free tacos or somebody would die. Investigators say the waitress locked the door after the San Antonio man drove away.

Law officers arrested Kramer the next day. Bond was set at $50,000. Bexar County jail records did not list Kramer as still in custody Tuesday or provide details on an attorney.
Posted by:Fred

#6  "You refuse to pay for these tacos ah! -

Yes, the hot sauce leaked out of the bag and all over my pants, I demand you pay for the cleaning ! --

Not on your life, you scoundrel.... on guard !"

Posted by: Au Auric   2013-12-11 11:39  

#5  I guess they were out of lupins to begin with.
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2013-12-11 09:11  

#4  This being Texas I was expecting armed waitresses.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-12-11 07:11  

#3  Ha!
I thought the title was going to lead to an indecent exposure charge.
Posted by: Skidmark   2013-12-11 03:53  

#2  From the headline, I was expecting some Sword in the Stone action. And maybe an explanation why a man suddenly King of the Britons wanted tacos instead of something more deluxe... like maybe fajitas.
Posted by: SteveS   2013-12-11 02:04  

#1  (putting on best Scottish accent): Watched Highlander this weekend, did ya there laddie?
Posted by: OldSpook   2013-12-11 01:05  

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