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Santa Warns In Greenpeace Video Christmas Will Be Canceled Due To Global Warming
2013-12-11
[WASHINGTON.CBSLOCAL] Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.

A "Save the Arctic" video released by the environmental group shows a sullen and dirty Santa -- played by Jim Carter of "Downton Abbey" -- in a dark, concrete room with water dripping from the ceiling.

"Dear children, I regrettably bring bad tidings. For some time now, melting ice here in the North Pole has made our operations and our day-to-day life intolerable and impossible and there may be no alternative but to cancel Christmas," Santa warned in the Greenpeace video.

Santa claims he has written world leaders, including Presidents Barack Obama
They get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them...
and Vladimir Putin
...Second and fourth President of the Russian Federation and the first to remain sober. Putin is credited with bringing political stability and re-establishing something like the rule of law, which occasionally results in somebody dropping dead from polonium poisoning. Under Putin, a new group of business magnates controlling significant swathes of Russia's economy has emerged, all of whom have close personal ties to Putin. The old bunch, without close personal ties to Putin, are in jail or in exile or dead...
, but to no avail.

"Sadly my letters have been met with indifference," Santa says, as lights begin to flicker in the room like a horror movie. "Needless to say these individuals are now at the top of my naughty list."

In the end, Santa urges those watching to sign a petition to "Save Santa's Home."
Posted by:Fred

#11  Of course when Christmas does arrive the kids will realize that green peace is full of shit.
Posted by: Airandee   2013-12-11 21:01  

#10  These clueless fools remind me of a quaint Christmas Story told to me by a co-worker. One Christmas Eve night, when the co-worker was a boy, his Dad got tired of the children's excitement about Christmas day. So Dad grabbed his shotgun, went out to the yard, pointed it up at the roof, blasted away, and killed Santa Claus.
Posted by: Dopey Sinatra   2013-12-11 13:50  

#9  Greenpeace is warning children the world over Santa Claus might not be bringing gifts to them because of global warming.

They are just like the group that brought

Posted by: Au Auric   2013-12-11 12:25  

#8  I am convinced fossil fuel combustion releases CO2 into the atmosphere. I am convinced that, ALL ELSE BEING EQUAL, increased CO2 concentration in the atmosphere will increase global temperature. Everything else is still subject to a lot of uncertainty. 1) How big an effect does CO2 concentration have? 2) Is AGW beneficially offsetting global cooling (due to solar variation, orbital variation, pollution, or ???) 3) Is the effect of fossil fuel combustion being offset by reduction in even larger effect of methane release? Or methane effect being amplified by gas leaks during production & distribution? 4) Will oceanic circulation patterns change and with what effect? 5) Will warming harm more than it helps? And most fundamental--- 6) will anything WE do change the amount of fossil fuel burned over the next xx years, ie. will everything we don't burn just get burned by China etc. and more inefficiently too? I could go on, but it should be clear that the settled part of the settled science is vanishingly small. Seems to me like it is intended as a global wealth redistribution mechanism, with crony cash extraction capability more than anything scientific.
Posted by: Glenmore   2013-12-11 12:09  

#7  Wonder if we can pay the Russians to arrest a few more of these clowns?
Posted by: Pappy   2013-12-11 11:12  

#6  Tell kids to ask GreenPeace to explain why the Arctic ice is at a record extent.

Get the school send the kid to psychiatrist to be diagnosed with ADHD and get ritalin.
Posted by: g(r)omgoru   2013-12-11 09:33  

#5  Tell kids to ask GreenPeace to explain why the Arctic ice is at a record extent. Global warming causes the ice?
Posted by: Rambler in Virginia   2013-12-11 07:52  

#4  I'll believe GP when they issue the sequel wherein Santa, Mrs. Claus and the elves are foreced to eat the reindeer because they are marooned on an ice flow.
And burn the sleigh to stay warm.
Posted by: USN, Ret.   2013-12-11 07:32  

#3  It's time to tell your kids that they've been lied to...

AGW isn't real.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-12-11 07:06  

#2  Well it's a step up from kids exploding when they question the green faith.

Still Santa is more real than gerbil worming.
Posted by: Bright Pebbles   2013-12-11 07:05  

#1  Doesn't matter. Canada is grabbing it first.
Posted by: 3dc   2013-12-11 05:48  

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