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| -Signs, Portents, and the Weather- |
| More Irrefutable Proof of Global Warming |
| 2013-12-11 |
| A new look at NASA satellite data revealed that Earth set a new record for coldest temperature recorded. It happened in August 2010 when it hit -135.8 degrees. Then on July 31 of this year, it came close again: -135.3 degrees. The old record had been -128.6 degrees, which is -89.2 degrees Celsius. |
| Posted by:Iblis |
| #14 TW, maybe I should add a new nym where I only post things that are really sarcastic - something like SarcasmIsUs. That would save me typing the /sarcasm tag at the end of my posts - most of which are sarcastic anyway. :) |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2013-12-11 22:10 |
| #13 According to Texas Lore, Chili Powder was created when on a very cold night some cowboys built a campfire. When they woke in the morning, the blue norther that blew through during the night had frozen the camp fire. Not to waste anything, the cook thought he could save the fire and he gathered up chunks of it and put it in the chuck wagon. That night he ground up some of it and put it in the stew... |
| Posted by: Bill Clinton 2013-12-11 20:56 |
| #12 Colder than a witch's brass monkey. |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-12-11 19:07 |
| #11 Rambler dear, you forgot your /sarcasm again. Happy today, y'all! |
| Posted by: trailing wife 2013-12-11 18:57 |
| #10 This isn't a theory it's a scam aimed at increasing the power and control of the Watermelon elite. |
| Posted by: AlanC 2013-12-11 18:45 |
| #9 Rambler in Virginia: "this sort of thing is predicted by, and part of, climate change" Not exactly. While its proponents call it climate change, the only theory they have is one of warming. Rather than come up with a better theory, they have simply called it something else. They have also taken to blaming anything and everything on "climate change." Here's a list, which is pretty damn funny. What do you call a theory which is proved by every event and disproved by none? You call it a fraud. |
| Posted by: Iblis 2013-12-11 17:34 |
| #8 The CORRECT phrase is "Colder than a Witches Titty in a Brass Brassier" (Heard this one from my Father, AND Grandfather) |
| Posted by: Redneck Jim 2013-12-11 16:42 |
| #7 London could be gone in 20 minutes, perhaps less. |
| Posted by: Besoeker 2013-12-11 16:24 |
| #6 People, people. Remember that a) records like this are weather, not climate,and b) this sort of thing is predicted by, and part of, climate change. |
| Posted by: Rambler in Virginia 2013-12-11 15:46 |
| #5 Colder than a fart in a dead Eskimo.j |
| Posted by: Deacon Blues 2013-12-11 13:30 |
| #4 It was so cold . . . words froze in the air. If you wanted to hear what someone said, you had to grab a handful of sentences and take them in by the fire! |
| Posted by: Au Auric 2013-12-11 13:07 |
| #3 "Colder than a witch'es tit!" was something my stepdad used to day. |
| Posted by: CrazyFool 2013-12-11 12:52 |
| #2 Old timer quote "cold enough to freeze the balls on a wooden Indian". |
| Posted by: Dale 2013-12-11 12:45 |
| #1 Cold enough to freeze airborne plant food. |
| Posted by: Bright Pebbles 2013-12-11 07:03 |