[SANFRANCISCO.CBSLOCAL] Two nude activists got married in front of the Socialist paradise of San Francisco...where God struck dead Anton LaVey, home of the Sydney Ducks, ruled by Vigilance Committee from 1859 through 1867, reliably and volubly Democrat since 1964...
City Hall on Thursday and were promptly jugged
Drop the gat, Rocky, or you're a dead 'un!
and issued a citation.
Gypsy Taub and her groom, Jaymz Smith,
She calls him "Jiymmie."
stripped down for the naked wedding. "I want to get married, and, why not get naked for it," Smith said before the nuptials.
Because you're supposed to wait until the honeymoon?
Taub has become well-known at City Hall for her nude activism, having already been arrested several times for violating the city law against public nudity.
A garden-variety exhibitionist, eh?
She said she didn't expect to be treated any differently on the day of her nuptials.
Then why'd she do it?
"When I get naked and I'm not hurting anyone,
Give it another twenty years or so, Gypsy. When you show up naked and your dog tries to crawl under the bed you'll know you've arrived.
I'm more vulnerable being naked than in any other state," Taub said. "All of a sudden, 24 coppers show up and treat me as if I just murdered somebody."
Or like you'd showed up someplace in your birthday suit.
She began the wedding in a dress, but by the end of the ceremony, only had her bridal veil on.
Thinks her name should be "Gypsy Rose."
Taub and Smith were arrested following the ceremony for violating the public nudity law, but have since been released.
"G'won. Beat it! Get outta here! And take yer wedding dress wit' yez!"