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-Lurid Crime Tales-
Florida Man Accused of Attacking Girlfriend With Banana
2014-01-03
[NBCMIAMI] A Florida man was arrested after authorities say he attacked his girlfriend with a banana.
No, not that way. You gotta dirty mind!
Phillip Joseph Smolinsky, 36, was arrested Wednesday on charges of domestic battery and resisting arrest without violence related to the fruit fight, according to the Pasco County Sheriff's Office.

He was being held without bond Thursday, jail records showed. It was unknown whether he has an attorney.

When deputies responded to Smolinsky's Port Richey home, his live-in girlfriend told them he had thrown a banana at her, WFLA reported. Smolinsky denied the accusation and said she had thrown the banana at him.

But a deputy noticed the girlfriend's face was slightly red where she said the banana hit her, an arrest affidavit said. The deputy also found the banana in the garbage and parts of the peel on the ground.

When the deputy tried to arrest Smolinsky, he resisted and had to be pepper-sprayed, authorities said.

Smolinsky is expected to make his first court appearance Thursday afternoon.
Posted by:Fred

#8  The courts won't let him slip away that easily.
Posted by: Pappy   2014-01-03 18:35  

#7  He'll get the charges dropped on appeal.
Posted by: gorb   2014-01-03 18:32  

#6  a run-by fruiting...


/Mrs. Doubtfire
Posted by: Frank G   2014-01-03 14:34  

#5  #4 Fruit flies like a banana.

But straight flies prefer a papaya.
Posted by: Avery Manley Flye   2014-01-03 14:25  

#4  Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Posted by: Deacon Blues   2014-01-03 11:33  

#3  JEEZUS, the cops got nothing better to do.
Posted by: Redneck Jim   2014-01-03 11:01  

#2  
Posted by: Thing From Snowy Mountain   2014-01-03 00:48  

#1  Here to fore, this case will be known in legal parlance as "The Case of the Banana Split"

Posted by: George Alowishus Hatrack III   2014-01-03 00:34  

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