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Spitzer Caught Sucking Lis SmithÂ’s Toes in Topless Hot Tub Romp
2014-01-07
Sleazy Eliot Spitzer turned a resort hot tub into a steamy love cauldron over the weekend — kissing and sucking the toes of his topless mistress, Lis Smith, in front of families with children, mortified witnesses told The Post.

The disgraced Spitzer — infamous for wearing his signature black knee socks while having sex with hookers — appears to have a bit of a foot fetish as well, according to onlookers.

The still-married former Love Gov and Smith, Mayor de BlasioÂ’s ex-mouthpiece, were spied frolicking near the family pool at around 4 p.m. Sunday at the Half Moon family resort in Montego Bay, Jamaica.

Spitzer and his long-suffering wife, Silda Wall, announced the day before Christmas that they are getting a divorce.

Posted by:GolfBravoUSMC

#9  As per MILEY CYRUS' "Twerking", as a [1990's]Clintonian "arrogant Fascist Male Brute", I'm not sure what "twerking" = Spitzer's strategy is, but I'm pretty sure I'm too righteously scared to find out.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-01-07 21:35  

#8  Uh, uh, "EARTH WIND $ FIRE" > "AND THE LICK GOES ON"???

gut nuthin.

srsly, gut nuthin.
Posted by: JosephMendiola   2014-01-07 21:31  

#7  ...and Bill Clinton is envious.
Posted by: Procopius2k   2014-01-07 17:52  

#6  Ahhhhh the pride of the Democrats.
Posted by: AlanC   2014-01-07 15:18  

#5  A 10-year-old boy who saw Smith topless in the pool ran back to his parents and shouted, “Mom thereÂ’s an old guy in the Jacuzzi with this girl and sheÂ’s topless and sheÂ’s got her legs wrapped around him,”

Giving him the old treatment, like Pris in Blade Runner, one could hope.
Posted by: KBK   2014-01-07 13:08  

#4  He also cuddled and whispered sweet nothings into the ear of Smith. He had nothing to say? Many thought he never did.
Posted by: JohnQC   2014-01-07 12:46  

#3  Never mind Jimmy, just don't go near the water.

Why I don't frequent spawning tanks Hot Tubs.
Posted by: Besoeker   2014-01-07 11:10  

#2  Shows how far down we've gone -- not the pols, the newspapers.

A generation ago the Post would have run a pic of a hot tub with some toes sticking suggestively out of it. Not that particular hot tub? Not that particular bimbo? Who cares! Now the pic accompanying the story is Eliot and the babe in a revolving door.

Holy amateur paparazzi, I could have done that with my iPhone.

Sigh. What is this world coming to? Grumble. Natter...
Posted by: Steve White   2014-01-07 10:47  

#1  Rex Ryan: "that sounds hot"
Posted by: Frank G   2014-01-07 10:27  

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